Category: Sagittarius AV

Some say that good health is the slowest way to die, and I think that’s pretty great. Fast deaths usually lead to angry, confused ghosts. Moral of the story? Die slowly! Why the heck am I talking about this? Well, Saggy, this Tuesday’s vibes will be all about health and wellness. Unfortunately, often times Sagittarians struggle with their mental well-being. Practicing self-kindness and seeking out help when you’re feeling down are just two ways you can work towards being healthier and dying slowly. You could also try cuddling a bunch of puppies, engaging in a tickle war, taking a bath in chocolate pudding, or making out with a hot stranger (wait, what? That’s not very socially distant of you!). Have some ideas? Great, now go out there and win the record for the slowest dying person ever! Woo!

Maybe lizard people are real and they’re just all wearing disguises. Does gravity even exist? Is this all just a videogame simulation?! There are so many conspiracy theories out there and the vibes today could have the smartest Sag feeling like perhaps everything may not be what it seems. If you’re feeling a little lost or distrusting of reality, you can always use your noggin and believe in your own superpowered intuition. In the end, the truth will set you free. Also, maybe definitely avoid drugs so that you don’t really screw up your sense of what’s real. Sorry, but no party-hardy for the Sagittarius. You’ll thank me later… Just because the Moon in Taurus will square Pluto in Aquarius, that doesn’t mean you have to totally lose your cheese and question reality as you know it. It’ll be okay. Please, no existential crises today.

Sundays are meant to be fun days, right? You may be rethinking that today, depending on how well you’ve been balancing your life and the decisions you’ve been making. Don’t worry, Saggy, this can still be an amazing day, but the vibes could be bringing on consequences of earlier decisions (no, not just the hangover from the night before either). If you’ve somehow made choices that screwed up your life and don’t love what you see, seize on your personal power to change it. “Whatever you’re not changing, you’re choosing.” Own your power, and make this day exactly what you want.

Not much turns on the Sagittarians like good ole fashioned learning and wisdom sharing! It’s a HAWT topic, and it just so happens that this day will be overflowing with vibes of learning, sharing knowledge, and all around growth! Ultimate knowledge could be at your fingertips, Saggy. Won’t that be exciting?! Grab your spectacles and put on your fanny pack, you kinky little nerd, because today could be the day that you get to unleash your inner freak for soaking up knowledge and spewing truth. Revel in your element and make this day sparkle. The day will be yours for the taking!

Feeling spicy, Saggy? When aren’t you? You just might feel spicy times a thousand today. And energetic. And maybe a little nosy because, let’s be honest, Archers love seeking out answers for things they don’t understand. That being said, you’ll want to avoid the desire to be all-knowing because you may end up prying into people’s lives and WAY overstepping your bounds. And then you might get unfriended on Facebook. Or even IRL. What a buzz kill that would be! So, enjoy the good vibes that will be coming at you and IDK maybe don’t use them to become a version of Sherlock. I know, I know: it makes the weekend parties interesting —until you’re uninvited from future ones. Sound like a plan? Sweet. Carry on, luscious Sag.

Well, Saggy, prepare to wake up today and get backhanded with the sudden realization that you don’t have control over a dang thing. Surprise! You do, however, have the power to control yourself. Nothing more, nothing less. On the bright side, that means the Universe can’t control you. That job’s already taken, thank you very much! So, no matter what the Universe throws at you this Thursday, step up to the plate and knock it out of the park. Don’t feel like playing baseball? You may not be able to change the game, but you sure as hell can choose to put down the bat and walk away from the diamond (or the opinionated relative). Go get a cookie or something.

Don’t eat yellow snow. You can’t use a blanket to parachute off your roof. These are just a few important life lessons we’ve learned. Well, Saggy, get ready to learn another one because the vibes will have communication being key. At first, you may not know how to express yourself and could end up getting your underwear in a knot up your butt. Ouch! Well, un-wedgy yourself and do what you do best — communicate like a boss. This time, though, the communication will be within yourself. Figure out what’s bugging you (uh, besides the entire Universe) and what actions you can take to make things better. A little positive self-talk can go a long way to better your mood. The truth is inside you, Archer. All you’ll have to do is ask.

If someone tells you “Hey, don’t go that way. It’s dangerous!” but you’re all like “Shut up, idiot. I got this.” and then you end up sinking in quicksand in 2.5 seconds, then who’s the real idiot? Well, with these vibes, you could get a little too big for your britches, Saggy. There’s a lesson for growth hidden here. Yes, Sagittarians often have great intuition, but the key is to know how to tell gut feelings apart from being a stubborn, arrogant asshat. You’ve got a talent for feeling out situations and knowing things, but that doesn’t mean you aren’t subject to being absolutely, totally wrong sometimes. Keep it humble, keep it real, keep the mind open and stay chill. You’ve got this.

Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth! The vibes surrounding you will be chock full of emotional thinking today. If someone’s causing you pain, you may need to take a step back from them for a hot second and reevaluate things or have a heart-to-heart with them, whatever best meets your emotional needs. If you’re feeling stressed out of your mind, try some meditation techniques to let go of anxieties. And, of course, if the overall feel of your Monday is positive, then rejoice in the joy. Don’t question why you’re feeling good. Whatever the day may bring, your mind and your emotions will be closely linked so use the vibes to make the best of things. You’re a rockstar of awesome sauce and I believe in you, Saggy.

Well flick me to Heck in a handbasket, this emotional BS is getting old. But you know what else is in the air? Spicy stuff. And there is nothing quite like letting loose to de-stress. Whatever your needs may be today, listen to what your body is craving and give yourself the gift of fulfilling your desires (Unless you’re craving murder. That’s not cool, dude). Emotions aren’t just for struggling and crying yourself to sleep. Even if you don’t have a “special someone” to share the experience with or aren’t into the spicy stuff, the vibe will still be awesome for embracing all that is unique about you. Do what Sagittarians do best: let your imagination run wild.

Time to make like chocolate and melt away, Sagittarius. Today you could be left wondering what in the flying flipping frog is even going on. That could also spell trouble in the form of over exhaustion. Let yourself relax today and lend yourself to some extra self-care. You deserve a little something for yourself today, even if it is just some time for you to fly free.

Ever drink a 5 Hour Energy, a Monster, and an 8 oz Espresso from Starbucks in the same hour? 1. Please don’t ever do that. Like, ever. 2. This perfectly describes the potential emotional state of Archers today. It seemed like a good idea at the time, and your sparkle really intensified with that hit of caffeine. The vibes can leave Sagittarians feeling restless and full of energy. Use that extra energy to get some creative stuff accomplished. Though it can be hard to commit when your creative juices are flowing, try to finish one project before you go seeking more. You can accomplish great things today, Friend.