Category: Sagittarius AV

Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality… okay, are you singing Queen yet? Today’s energy could have you channeling some serious Freddie Mercury vibes but before you start crooning about how you killed a man, time to rise and shine, Saggy. Today’s energy could have you looking to others for your cues, but you don’t need anyone else to write you a permission slip to live your best life. Write your own darn permission slip! Time to step up and shine and stop waiting for someone else to say it’s okay. And what the heck! Go ahead and start crooning if that’s how you feel. Expect weird looks and maybe a trip to HR if you are essential, but you do you. Wait — what are you listening to me for? Go do your thing, Archer!

Today could be a Sagittarian’s lucky day, but don’t get too excited because, let’s be honest, luck is what you make it. With the vibes coming at you today, you’ll want all the luck you can get, so don’t go smashing mirrors or walking under ladders. Tuesday will likely be a fight for not punching immature idiots in their faces, because things would be easier if people weren’t messing stuff all up. In fact, it could seem TOO easy and lazy out there in the world, but it could seem like you’re the only one who’s seeing it. As long as you keep your emotions in check and don’t stab anyone, you’ll be alright. Luck will be on your side, Saggy, if you let it in.

Hiding in bottles doesn’t work for people, just little ships. I don’t think you can fit, Saggy. And anyway, why would you want to hide? It’s not like the day will unleash low energies that could leave you feeling minimized — oh, wait. Yeah, I can see your point. Well, don’t back down! Face this energy like you’ve gotta go slay a tyrant. Chop down the effects of the energies by giving yourself a little love. Be your own knight in shining armor. Hyaah!

Calm your wits, Judy Moody! Okay, Saggy, today will have “Moody much?” all over it… but it won’t really be your fault if you feel on edge this Tuesday. However, it will be ALL on you if you let the vibes rule you. You get to choose to rise above. Challenge yourself to learn and exercise healthy ways for working through big feelings. You don’t have to blow up like an angry volcano, my friend. Be a chill mountain instead. Have at it, Archer.

Free, free at last! Free from what, you may ask. Well, Saggy, you could be free from holding stuff in. Indeed, today will release heartfelt vibes that will likely be helpful for heart-to-hearts and getting stuff off your chest. That could mean stitching a relationship back together by making an apology, or it could include something romantic, like making a confession of love. Whatever you’ve been holding in, today could be the day to let it out. March on, Archer.

Shake it up like a nearly empty ketchup bottle, Saggy (you know what I mean). The vibes will reflect energies of higher thinking that will likely be terrific for finding practical uses for big ideas, no matter how fantastical. This Sunday you could go all out by getting inventive and letting your true genius show. Nothing’s gonna stop you from making your dreams into a reality. Uh, except maybe the laws of physics and actual laws. Sometimes laws were made to be broken, though — not murder, though. Dive deep, Archer.

I hope you’ve brushed up on Blue’s Clues and Scooby Doo, Saggy. You’re probably gonna need some mystery solving skills today. Indeed, the day will reflect meddlesome energies that could encourage a journey for finding fairness in life lessons. Just learning from a mistake or overcoming obstacles may not be enough. You will likely feel the call to understand WHY things happen. Why are lessons thrust upon you? While getting a little philosophical can be fun, try not to lose yourself in there. Good luck, Archer. Now, to find that handy dandy notebook…

Saddle up, Saggy, because sitting still could bring on cagey vibes. Today’s mood could have you craving movement, excitement, novelty, adventure, snacks, chaos, or perhaps all five simultaneously. The good news? This is excellent energy for trying something new, saying yes to opportunities, or finally doing that thing you’ve been talking about for six months. Just remember that enthusiasm is not technically a substitute for a plan. Still, sometimes you only need to find where the starting line is to get moving. The rest tends to figure itself out. Hey what’s that line on the ground in front of you? OH!

Saggy, you may feel slightly confused by how not-chaotic this vibe wants you to be. Normally, your solution to uncertainty is movement. Go somewhere. Do something. Start an adventure. Buy questionable snacks at a gas station. Instead, you might benefit from staying still long enough to figure out what you actually want before sprinting toward it. Annoying advice, perhaps. Useful advice? Also yes.

Saggy, your usual strategy of “say something first and figure out whether it was wise later” may require slight adjustments. Not huge adjustments. Tiny ones. You could find yourself halfway through a joke, story, opinion, or grand declaration before realizing people interpreted it… differently. Oops. Luckily, you’re adaptable. If things get weird, laugh, explain yourself, and keep moving. Humanity survived your last foot-in-mouth moment too.

Saggy, your personality may currently be one bad idea away from creating a whole side quest. You might feel extra curious, extra social, or dangerously optimistic about things requiring significantly more planning than you currently possess. This is fine. Mostly. Follow the excitement, but maybe bring snacks, charge your phone, and tell somebody where you’re going first. Adventure doesn’t always require maximum chaos, even if maximum chaos does sound more fun.

Saggy, today’s road trip may come with an unexpected detour today and your first instinct may currently be to say yes before you know where it’ll take you. You might feel restless, excited, or dangerously close to creating your own side quest for entertainment purposes. Heck, today’s vibes are supporting newness and things out of the ordinary and good news – you don’t have to completely disrupt your life to feel alive again. Try something different. Go somewhere new. Say yes to a weird opportunity. Just maybe check your bank balance and your calendar before fully embracing chaos. Tiny adventures still count, Archer.