Category: Sagittarius AV

If you would literally rather hug a cactus in your birthday suit than ask for help, you might be an Archer. The energy today could bring in a lot of surprises — and maybe a new perspective. You might need a little assistance, and I know it pains you to have to ask, but you know what annoying people always say — if you don’t ask, the answer is always no. Heck, it might be no anyway, but ask anyhow. Being extra self-sufficient may be your whole vibe, but don’t think you always have to go it alone. Help me help you by asking for some help, alrighty? Now go forth and do awesome things, Saggy!

Do disco balls ask for permission before they outshine all the lightbulbs in the room? No way! And neither should you, Saggy. The vibes today are unleashing feelings of individuality, and there could be some conflict in the forecast as doubtful energies are also rambling around. More specifically, you could be on the lookout for cues from others to let you know when it’s time to shine, but that’s something you don’t need permission for. Be your own shiny disco ball, Archer. Don’t dim your brilliance for anyone.

Working with children isn’t as fun as you might think, especially when the children are really just grown ass adults with a maturity malfunction. While Archers tend to be the optimistic type, even these Fire elementals can only take so much immaturity from someone else before they become inflamed and enraged. Work on keeping your flameo attitude at a cool simmer, Sag. If you lose your temper, your fire can leave people with serious burns. Try laughing with the immaturity of others instead of pouring lava on their faces. Stay cool, Saggy.

When you said you wanted superpowers, you probably didn’t mean invisibility. If you feel like no one sees you today, it could be the energy making you wonder why no one’s paying attention to you. You’ll want to check yourself before you wreck yourself, Saggy, and remember that you’ve got to take care of YOU. YOU need to love on yourself just a little bit, and today will give some opportunity to reflect and reboot. So, get to work. If other people are doing their own thing, you do yours — and enjoy the heck out of it.

Throw it in reverse and back the heckin out of there, Saggy! You will likely experience people getting pushy about their plans for you, and I totally wouldn’t blame you for wanting to run the other way. However, you’ll have another option to choose (besides accepting being pushed around). Behind door number three will be learning to set healthy boundaries. For example, putting your foot down if your parents want you running the family business but you just wanna be a dog food taster. Stand your ground and chase YOUR dreams.

No, you can’t actually make people choose for you, so don’t bother polling your minions, Saggy. The answer you seek doesn’t lie outside yourself. Maybe that’s a little woo-woo for you, but the vibes today could make it hard to see your next move clearly with so many options available. Try not to outsource your decision. Be informed and go with your gut. If you can make peace with that, the day could be more smooth sailing than stress, Archer.

You might be a regular Lego of a human today, Saggy, with that strong connection vibe coming in. If you suck at Legos, never fear. It’s just a mood. You don’t have to tap into your inner Master Builder. You just need to access your inner assertive energy, open mindedness, and willingness to connect. The day could be strong for teamwork and building partnership. Everything really is awesome, Archer — especially you.

Stress balls are meant for squeezing, not throwing at people. Although, sure, the second one sounds like more fun. A little stress-y dodge ball, only no one knows they’re playing. The energy today could be strong about thinking and over-thinking and over-thinking some more. Hold up though. Instead of falling into that rabbit hole, use the strong thoughtful energy to work through problems and show appreciation for others. You might just get a nice karmic boost, or at least a strong and awesome day. It’s not stress ball dodge ball, but it just might be better, Saggy.

Woah there, Saggy! Hold your magical unicorns a minute. Blowing the whole paycheck or unemployment you just pocketed on doing fun stuff may be the mood, but hang on a sec. The vibes today might have all your inhibitions down, making you want to cut loose. So, cut loose. Not with your whole paycheck though. No need to go out and buy some magic beans (unless they’re coffee beans). Instead, try enjoying what you already have, and if you need a little splurge, keep it reasonable. Maybe don’t buy a private island. Maybe just an umbrella to put in your drink, Archer. Live a little.

Crossing your arms and giving the Universe the stink eye may be a whole mood, Saggy, but it may not be the cutest look for you. But seriously. It’s science! The vibes today might bring in some changes. You might be a tad bit (OMG so much) resistant, but if you can face facts, you’ll likely find that stubborn resolve transforming into the energy needed to take on whatever challenges lie ahead. You know, once you get going, there’s no stopping you. Like, ever. You’re amazing, Archer, so go get a bull’s eye for the day.

Waking up with regrets, Saggy? Maybe you screwed something up. Welcome to being human. Do what you can to fix it, but don’t waste time or energy beating yourself up over it. Consider it the bs that fertilizes your inner growth. Use any regrets to remind you of your priorities and push you toward your purpose. It’s all just fertilizer, baby. Get over the hump, and it could feel like some pretty deep growth. Bloom, Archer.

Like espresso or people who bathe in cologne rather than using a subtle spritz, you could come on a little too strong, Saggy. The vibes today could amplify your intuition, but there’s such a thing as too much power. If “absolute power corrupts absolutely” and too much cologne sends people running for the exits, coming across too strong when trying to share your point of view could be equally noxious. Stay open to new ideas, and go gently forward when sharing your vision!