Category: Sagittarius AV

Dec 16, 2023… Have you been wanting to do something nice for someone close to you, but usually just end up overwhelmed or can’t choose? Well, Saggy, I have some good news for you! One, you aren’t a failure. I love you, Bebe. Secondly, the vibes in the air today will be great for thinking up special gifts or problem-solving ideas that can be super useful and helpful for your loved ones. You can make an impact. Surprise them with your brilliance, because it can be totally at your fingertips today if you let it in.

Dec 15, 2023… The London Bridge is burning to the flipping ground, my fair lady/sir/person. Okay, so the vibes might make it feel like you’re burning bridges left and right, but any miscommunications with your loved ones today may not actually be as bad as you think they are. Probably. The biggest thing will be to keep people in the loop about your needs, especially if you’re needing some space. Let them know instead of pushing them away. Things’ll turn out okay — as long as you refrain from self-destructing, Saggy. Keep your mind open and the words flowing from your soul — and you might just make this a fantastic Friday after all.

Dec 14, 2023… “Don’t test me,” says Saggy with just their eyes. Never a word needed to be uttered. That could be you today thanks to the vibes reflected by the Moon in Cap square Chiron in Aries and trine Uranus in Taurus. But that doesn’t HAVE to be you. Screw the Universe and its vibes. Be the peace bringer only you know how to be this Thursday! Avoid arguments — unless you can manage a constructive disagreement or debate that brings about healing and growth. How about it, Archer? Be a Phoenix, not a piranha.

Dec 13, 2023… It’s the end of the world as we know it! Calm down, Saggy. Just because the Moon in Cap will be conjuncting Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus today doesn’t mean it’ll be the end of everything. On the contrary, it’ll help bring you a clean slate and the chance for newness. Wrap up old projects and get ready for the freedom of a fresh, clean plate! Remember, if something ends today, that could just mean the Universe is readying you for some newer, cooler stuff!

Dec 12, 2023… Don’t stop believing! Sag, you could be feeling pretty powerful today, maybe even invincible. While that’ll be kinda really awesome, you’ll want to avoid going too far and chasing far-out (dangerous) dreams. Don’t storm Area 51, for instance. Because you will probably get dead. And then you won’t meet any aliens ever. Because you’ll be dead. Use the energies today to pursue some practical ambitions, like your job, working on some fanfiction, cosplay outfits, or whatever floats your fantasy boat. Area 51 be damned!

Dec 11, 2023… New scales, who dis? Like some freaky snake-scorpion mutant, perhaps it’s time to shed your old skin, Saggy. The Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces vibes today will give you a chance to embrace something new, so don’t be afraid to dip into uncharted waters. There’s so much you have yet to experience! Use the vibes today to try something you’ve always wanted to do but never have. There’s no better time to start living than right ducking meow.

Dec 10, 2023… When you look back but move forward, it’s easy to run into a wall or to trip over your own damn feet. Quit that. Today’s vibes of the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine Neptune in Pisces will be all about a new, healing perspective. Look back only long enough to see your baggage, Saggy, drag that crap into the light, and unpack it. When you stop living in the past, you may realize that love, the ability to self-love and wonderous passion surround you in the present. You have to pull your head out of the past in order to see it. Get going!

Dec 9, 2023… Can’t fight this feeling anymore?! Then don’t, Saggy! Let the vibes today fill you with a sense of serenity and chillness with the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, conjunct Venus, and trine Mars in Pisces. Peace and relaxation could be in your future if you let it! Don’t stand in the way of your own bliss, Archer. It’s okay to have a nice, chill time. You’ve earned it. You DESERVE it, gosh darnit. Embrace the flicking vibes or so help me I’ll tie you to a chair and force you to watch reruns of “Big Brother.” Okay? Okay.

Dec 8, 2023… You could be in for the deal of your life! Act now!!! Saggy, with the Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap, red hot vibes will be abundant this Friday. Take advantage of this high potential for bliss and fulfill your physical needs. Now, I should preface this by saying that I don’t mean using drugs to alter your consciousness. Instead, seek out physical things for your physical needs, like a cuddle from a partner or just stepping outside your comfort zone. There’s no time like the present, right?

Dec 7, 2023… Like you’ve been bitten by a radioactive yogi, you just might be channeling power, peace, patience, and wisdom today. Super Enlightened would make a lame superhero name, Saggy, but the upside would be that you could fight crime and stand up for injustice in yoga pants. You might just shock the heck out of everyone with your super-patience. Today, you could apply your super skills to smash a problem that’s been crawling on your nerves. At the end of the day, you could reward yourself with a soothing yoga routine — or a glass of wine. Hero’s choice.

Dec 6, 2023… Will your phone be ringing off the hook this Wednesday? The ever dependable and supportive friend Saggy, you’ll likely be called upon (A LOT) for your help and loyalty today. While helping other people is generally a good thing, you’ll want to set boundaries so that you don’t get over-used today. Because while the spirit today will be all about helping, what I’m saying is don’t take out a 3rd mortgage to bail your 8th grade bestie who suddenly calls after 9 years from the local lockup. Spend a little time helping yourself out, too… you deserve it.

Dec 5, 2023… While Sags tend to be very driven, their minds can get lost in the clouds as they daydream about hopes, dreams, and other fluffy stuff. Well, the vibes today are perfect for being able to express emotions better. That’s cool. That’s great, actually, if you’re due for a much needed heart-to-heart with someone. The downside is, you could also be a little aloof this Tuesday and find your mind floating away like a balloon in a tornado while the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Uranus in Taurus. Ground yourself, Saggy. Dream big, but don’t make such a big leap that you’re living in your dreams instead of living out your dreams. Keep your perspective grounded in reality and you’ll be a-okay!