Category: Sagittarius AV

Dec 4, 2023… That baby crying somewhere nearby? Not actually a baby. The high-pitched sobbing is probably a Cancer. Because it wouldn’t be YOU, Saggy… Would it?!? See, the Moon in Virgo will be opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Mercury in Cap and square Mars and the Sun in Sag and it could have the more emotional extra fecked up. As if you aren’t normally full of passionate intensity? Soothing soundtracks and calming visualizations could seriously help you stay centered despite the milieu of emotions this Monday. The awesome news is that your intuition will be amped up, so go ahead and trust those spidey senses. Power up with some tranquil tunes and you’ll be able to beat back the vibes. Cue the 80s montage!

Dec 3, 2023… According to Shrek, things are “better out than in.” While he may have been talking about gas, the same stands for emotions. Emotions are like the soul’s burps sometimes, aren’t they Saggy? As the Leo Moon will square Uranus in Taurus, you’ll be presented with the perfect opportunity to let it all hang out there. All those things that have been building up? The vibes will be great for getting them off your chest (or out of your butt). If you hold things in, be they farts or emotions, you could end up exploding and nuking all those unfortunate enough to get caught in your destruction zone. Let it out and let it go. Don’t hold onto any of the negativity that’s been building up. Let it rip, Archer!

Dec 2, 2023… Well, when you’re two barrels short of a dozen monkeys and have no dice for playing with a full deck of cards, what’s a Sag to do? Indeed, today’s vibes could bring with them an air of unbalanced indecision. Agh! Thankfully, the your tendency for thinking on your feet can help get you through. Sure, it’s important to weigh consequences and whatnot, but try not to get too stuck on overthinking things this Saturday as the Moon in Leo will trine the Sun in Sag. Your gut has about as much to say as your brain, but intuition weighs about a pound more in worth than any scattered voices in your head space. Think, but don’t overthink. Decide and then act. No matter what happens, it’s sure to be interesting. That could very well be the key for getting through the day, Saggy. Put your gut to good use!

Dec 1, 2023… If people are talking about you behind your back, Saggy, just fart in their general direction, leave them in a cloud of stink — and walk away. Problem solved! With the Moon in Leo trine Mars in Sag and square Jupiter in Taurus, it might not be as easy as leaving a methane vapor in your wake. You may be tempted to run far, far away from the issues at hand, but you’ll grow as a person once you deal with issues head on instead of hiding from it. You’ll likely benefit from working on building up a positive self-image (because, frankly, you’re awesome) and reminding yourself of the good you’ve done in the world. You are a worthwhile person and the Universe can take it’s sick sense of humor and flock right off while you light Friday like the Sun.

Nov 30, 2023… If you hug the wrong person in public, you’ll probs get tazed or punched in the throat. Consent, Saggy! Today’s vibes will have people on high alert for being smothered and touched without permission, which could put your intensity in a bind. Your hot self may get you into trouble today if you cross into personal spaces. Nurturing energies are filling the air and they have some people hiding in dumpsters to avoid feelings. Not you, though, because you’re an embracer of feelings and you often enjoy helping others. This Thursday, however, you may need to fly away from your usual urge to merge and simply be present to help when asked rather than acting as a first responder for people who you think might possibly maybe need some help. Relax a little and enjoy some time of not being relied on. You’re so important — so give yourself a hug.

Nov 29, 2023… An optimistic Sag walks into a bar? Sounds like the start of a bad joke, but I’ll bite. What’s up? Well, the Moon is gonna be in Cancer trine Saturn in Pisces, which means optimism will be floating on the vibes. In fact, things could really fall into place if you let them, Saggy. Try not to stand in the way of your own light, buddy. Good things can happen, even to you. Don’t fight the good and try not to self-sabotage. Embrace the fortuitous vibes. Heck, let your heart enjoy some optimism for once. That stuff’s no joke. It’s powerful stuff. Try it out!

Nov 28, 2023… The ever lively Sag could get shipped off to an asylum thanks to the odd vibes coming from the Moon in Gemini opposing Mercury in Sag, trine Venus in Libra, and square Neptune in Pisces this Tuesday. Seriously, the weirdest friggin things could come pouring out of your mouth. Beware the Jabberwocky! I mean, as long as you don’t start speaking in tongues at the grocery store or running around screaming that the end is nigh, you’ll probably be okay. After all, a little weirdness keeps conversations interesting. You might just be in your element today, social Saggy!

Nov 27, 2023… Make-out Monday? Is that a thing? No? Too bad. Guess pants it is, then! With the Moon in Gemini opposing the Sun in Sag, chances could be good that you’ll inadvertently dig up a secret. Just take some of that tape you may or may not have been considering for bedroom play and stick it to your mouth before you feel tempted to tell what may not be your business, Saggy. Focus the day’s passion on dealing with your own stuff, flirting, and processing any surprises, but avoid gossip like a manager on a Monday.

Nov 26, 2023… Is that your phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, Saggy? Love, balance, and communication will be in the air in the wake of the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to oppose the Mars in Sag and Square Saturn in Pisces. Talk about a double whammy with a triple serving of awesome sauce. Whether you’re thirsting for true love, want to have a good time with your pals, or in the mood for a Netflix and chill kind of thang, the vibes will totally be in your favor for kindling your relationship or reinforcing bonds with your bestie. Sometimes people suck, but today people can be awesome. Smooth socializing, Sag!

Nov 25, 2023… If you enjoy being slapped in the face by the Universe, then you’re gonna adore the vibes coming from the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus. No? Didn’t think so, Saggy. Fortunately, there won’t really be any smacking going on. This Saturday will be a lick-your-wounds-and-move-forward kind of day. Put on your sturdiest suit of armor, grab the first aid kit and get ready to heal from any recent uphill battles. And if the Universe tries to keep you down, guess what? You’re stronger than any woo-woo energies. Whatever struggles come your way, you can deal and overcome. Kick butt and take names — you know, the usual.

Nov 24, 2023… Sagittarians can be cuddly bugs today! Needy much? Bundle that with the Sag’s loving nature, the Moon in Aries square Pluto in Cap and then moving to Taurus to conjunct Jupiter, and you could easily end up smothering the people you’re trying to help today. You may just be trying to connect deeply (is there any other way?), but the vibe today for some signs will be all about THEM longing to be free. So, if loved ones seem like they are pulling away from your passionate love, don’t take it too personally or hold a grudge. They’re dealing with their own issues and it’s not really about you. Point that intense nurturing vibe at yourself and you can’t go wrong.

Nov 23, 2023… Ah, yeah! It’s Thursday, and you’re going to want to chuck your worries into the bucket. Yes… it’s true. A hot energy for a Sag to just exist will be hanging in the air. Ride this fierce feeling like a powerful wave lifting you to where you want to go today. Growth, change, striving for more — all possible with this vibe that’s like a big restart button. That thing you’ve been wanting more than anything else on your plate, Saggy? It’s a great vibe to go for it — no matter what your IT is, with the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron and trine Mercury in Sag. You’ve got this!