Category: Scorpio AV

When you realize that the obstacle in your way is actually a help-needing human, you may wait a beat or two before deciding not to step over them and continue on your way, Scorpio. With today’s vibe, it’ll be easier than you think to lend a hand to others to help bring them with you on your path to success. Your determination could be redirected toward helping. Don’t let ambition overshadow your love of helping others. Channeling your inner leader can help you and those you assist get far today. So, lend a hand, my lovely friend, and watch your step.

Well, shoot. Somebody just might end up airing out their nasty, dirty laundry all up in your face, Scorpio. Before you shank that ho, think things through. The new knowledge coming your way on today’s vibes could actually be useful to you somehow. Take advantage of knowing the truth, Scorpster. After all, that’s kinda basically your greatest superpower. A good, thought-out strategy can keep you from landing in jail with assault charges. You can plan for war or draft a peace treaty — and I know which one will lift you up and get your ever-closer to your harmonious goals. (Hint: it’s the second one.)

The steadfast heart of a Scorpio could be feeling unsteady when faced with the unknown. Are you destroying daisies? Do they love you? Do they not? Who the heck knows? Spreadsheets and carefully constructed plans won’t provide you with an easy lifehack for relationship goals and today you could be feeling an unusual desire to lean on someone — romantic or otherwise. You may hate feeling un-steady, but asking for what you need could help the world feel right again. Sing your heart out!

Giving everyone the finger won’t do much to help you deal with the whirly swirly vortex of emotional energy today. Scorpio, holster your middle finger (and abandon your faithful friend The Silent Treatment) and harness this energy to finally talk about all the crud that’s been simmering under the surface. It’ll likely be easier than you think if you come at it with kindness and understanding. Meet people where they are, not where you think you want them to be. You’ll likely feel better to get it all out, and people who care about you will be glad you told them rather than exploding or giving them the finger. Winning!

Head spinning like an exorcism might be imminent? Projectile vomiting indecision all over the place? That’s what the vibes call for today. Scorpster, this energy will be no joke. Your brilliant mind may be seizing up at the very idea of indecisiveness, and past situations might have you second-guessing your every move. Use your resourceful nature to flip the script on this day and find a new perspective. Use past experiences to your advantage by carefully considering consequences (haul out your handy dandy notebook filled with pros and cons) to figure out what moves will be right for you. Trust that, and you’ll be sure to rock the heck outta this day without needing to call a priest for a holy water shower.

Well, Scorpster, let’s cut to the chase. Pull on your what-have-you panties because it’s time to do the dang thing. I mean, isn’t it worth it when you can binge watch your fave serial killer documentary once you’re done? It’ll be like the carrot and the stick with this vibe. You have junk to do! You have things you WANT to do. Scorpios don’t fear work. They seek truth and accomplish… but with a vibe like this, having to deal with the details and little nonsense could be hard. Still, you’ve got this. Do the adult stuff, stay focused on what you need to do, and rock this day out loud.

Squishy, gooey love will be in the air, and Scorpios might find themselves hightailing it to a place of peaceful, quiet solitude. Ever goal-oriented, the Scorpios may have some serious relationship goals, but none of them likely involve being smothered to death by attention. No thanks, Universe! Your heart will want to check your quick wit when it comes to telling loved ones that you need a little space. Rise above. Let your minions shower you with admiration. You are amazing and deserve it.

Cackling like your favorite super villain could have the rest of the Zodiac sliding carefully away from you today, Scorpio. Not that you mind some space. Anyway, the vibes todday could promote feeling incredibly lucky — and powerful, too. Be careful not to let that power go straight to your head or you could end up tripping and land flat on your face. Instead, use that lucky feeling to power through your day — by empowering yourself and others to live the best life possible. No super villainy needed here. Just amazing vibes, Scorpster.

Saying that Scorpios might be a little reckless today would be like saying water is wet. No ship, Sherlock. But here’s the thing. A Scorpio’s penchant for not thinking things through before acting and speaking could be hella worse with today’s vibes. Do you like being alive? Then THINK BEFORE YOU ACT. Don’t do ish or say something stupid that gets you on the Russian mafia’s hit list or a Darwin Award. You can have fun AND think things through. Now, go get them… with love.

Detective Scorpster is at it again! And by that, I mean you, my dude. How could you resist the vibes of needing to uncover the truth? More than that, you could be tempted to go the extra mile and dig beneath the surface to uncover some juicy secrets NO MATTER THE COST. Stop digging before you bury yourself, Scorpio. Better yet, don’t even pick up the dang shovel. Truth has a way of revealing itself in time. No need to hurry it!

In the words of John Mayer, “Say what you need to say.” Scorpster, this Sunday, the vibes will be right for being able to say what’s on your mind in a productive way. That’s right, I said productive! Okay, so that doesn’t necessarily mean you can chew someone out and expect the words to come out freshly minted. Rather, it means you’ll likely be better at collaborating, teamwork, and leadership than usual. It’ll be epic. Use the vibes to make something great alongside others! May your efforts result in a positive outcome.

If I could Xerox everything you say today and fax it right into my frontal lobe, I totally would. Scorpster, you could be in for a zing of idealism as today’s vibes take hold. With all that positivity, you’ll likely be positively productive and showing off your genius. Let the ideas flow as your visionary prowess gets amped up with the energies. If you really run with the vibes, you’ll have so much brain juices pumping that it should be illegal! Unleash your mega mind, Scorpio.