Category: Scorpio AV

Don’t overstep your bounds with a Scorpster unless you wanna get shanked. Seriously, Scorpios don’t put up with pushy, smothering people. You need their space, like, now. Of course, you could benefit from remembering that those who seem overly nurturing really do care. Accepting a little extra help or comfort with today’s vibe — as long as it doesn’t cross your boundaries — could be just the ticket for solving a problem you’ve been facing.

Call up the Queen and tell her you run this place, Scorpio. You were born to rock the hell out of a day like this one. The energy may have you on a power trip — but it can be like riding an epic wave of electricity if you use your powers for good. The vibes will be powerful for advancing a dream whether you take it in one small step or one giant-ass leap. Just don’t trample anyone on your rise to success, and you’ll be more likely to have plenty of people happy to celebrate your achievements with you.

Know how everyone you work with is an idiot and you’re so much better at your job than they are? Or the morons in your class? Or these small people running around your house that can’t wipe their own butts yet? Well, if you don’t proceed with caution, everyone else will know that’s how you feel, and you’ll be royally screwed. Today’s big vibes are spectacular for being the most sensational version of you — but can also feel unpredictable and reactive. Want others to know you work hard? Just do it. Want others to respect you? Set the example. Recognize someone else’s efforts for change and growth. Your work ethic will be badass all on its own today. Just be awesome, unique you, Scorpio.

You know that feeling when everyone is trying to tell you how to live your life, but you’ve got this and really just want to tell them to flick off because they’re not the experts they think they are? Um, this is awkward, but that’s how everyone might be feeling about you today if you don’t quit “helping” them. If someone wants your help, they’ll ask. I mean, not if a piano just fell on them or they’re choking on a sandwich. Don’t wait for those people to ask for help, Scorpsters. But everyone else? Yeah, they’ll let you know if they need your clearly superior advice. Still, this vibe will be great for emotional healing. If you’ve been waiting for the best time to sew up a rift with someone, call. You might just be surprised how smooth a make-up session can go with this energy. You’ll nail it.

Be careful that the face you’re making doesn’t get stuck in permanent stink eye today. Steamrolling over partners, colleagues, and friends might seem like the most expedient way to get it done right — if you don’t care about keeping those relationships. You’ve got determination and drive in spades, but using the strong and emotionally supercharged energy to check off your to-do list will serve you better than using it to push everyone else around. Channel that energy into work, the gym, or some really fantastic loving to work out your mood. What gets you going? Get ON it, Scorpster.

Pull up your Pinterest board, grab a handy dandy notebook, or just sit up and pay attention because this day will be filled with many of your favorites: goals, plans, and lists! While the rest of the Zodiac could be snoozing at the idea of making plans, you know the value of having a game plan for reaching your goals. With the vibes today, you could experience a strong power boost toward reaching goals or even starting new projects. Just don’t hold out for total perfection, Scorpster. That kind of attitude could be the mind melt that keeps you from doing your very best and being good with it. Now go forth and kick this day’s butt.

When you said you liked a little mystery, you probs meant the latest Ruth Ware novel — not this bullcrap feeling of questioning if you’re on the right path. Feeling lost and out of sorts isn’t the Scorpio way, but this titanic energy today may have you grasping for help like Jack wondering why Rose won’t scoot the hell over so he can get out of the freezing water. Instead of fighting the feeling, lean into it; Scorpsters are steady enough to lean in without falling over. Use the energy to explore your interests and relationships. You may find that this feeling of being lost — much as it could totally suck the big one — might just help you discover a new and fascinating direction.

“I’ve got this” would make a great face tattoo for you, Scorpster, if face tatts were ever a good idea. (They’re not. Even in prison.) You definitely tend to lead with a master plan and plenty of self-confidence. But, the fact that you CAN do everything yourself doesn’t mean you always should. The vibes today will feel like an overly emotional boss, and you may just have to suck it up, buttercup, and accept help when it’s offered. It’ll strengthen your relationships and remind you that sometimes it’s nice not to have to do all the things on your own, Scorpio. 🙂

Dear President Scorpio… Okay, so maybe you won’t be next in line to rule, but the vibes today will certainly promote being a boss or a leader. Normally, Scorpios don’t like to be tied down (No, not like that. Geez! You do you, buddy.). I get that. But taking on some leadership could actually be good — for you and for those who need a leader. You can be personable, determined, and future-oriented with this energy. That’s a solid recipe for a solid leader. What do you say, Scorpster? Ready for it?

Resting beast face goes with anything, does it not, Scorpio? It certainly goes well with today’s energy. The vibe may be serious and filled with lessons. I mean, not the kind of lessons with chalkboards or powerpoints and crap but life lessons for sure. Think of it like a video game. Learn the lessons to level up to the next challenge. So put away the cranky mug and get that game face on instead.

An idiot cannot be beaten in an argument, Scorpio — even though you’re probably right. As the old saying goes, idiots have a way of dragging you down to their level and beating you with experience. Today’s vibes could propel you into an argument. Don’t let the feelings of assertion tickle your need to be right and get you into arguments with dimwits. You could be stuck there all day! Or worse, come out of it dumber (I’m SURE stupidity is a communicable disease). Use the vibes for better things, Scorpster. Maybe try sharing your thoughts with those who are on your level! Your time and ideals are valuable.

Scorpster, ideas will flow free and strong today. Like, hella strong. Add that to the fact that your ideas tend to be closely tied to your sense of self, and Houston, we may have a problem. You could end up being very touchy and sensitive today, especially if someone argues with you over your ideas. You could struggle with biting your tongue and end up wanting to pour acid all over somebody’s behind if they get on your bad side today. Knowing this, it’s up to you to take it easy on the truth-spewing today. Try to find little things that give you peace of mind and joy throughout your day in order to stay grounded. The fate of the world rests in your hands, Scorpio. Okay, okay… maybe it doesn’t… but the outcome of your day will be in your power to decide!