Category: Scorpio AV

Alright, alright alriiight! Today will reflect vibes that can increase your ability to communicate feelings, Scorpster. Will you use these vibes to better communicate and spread your gospel (um–not gossip, Scorpio. Chill)? Like that’s even a question. Of course you will! Just be mindful that this will be “emotional” communication. Be wary of letting anger or jealousy spew out of your mouth, though. Use your powers for good with good intentions. Okay? Sounds like a solid plan.

Don’t ever feel like you’re less than the most amazingly perfect version of you, Scorpio. The energy today could encourage feeling like showing off the parts you usually cover up. The vibes will be strong, my friend, not for perfection but for celebrating your imperfectly perfect self. Instead of hauling your rear to the next goal or the one after that, try celebrating your current achievements. Enjoy the progress you’ve made without pushing on to the next — if only for today.

In a world full of Kardashians, be a Keanu Reeves — generally indestructible, filled with sass, and capable of getting it done and outshining us all. Channel some of that Keanu energy that will be in the air today. Skip the cheesecake and instead approach projects with the confidence of a mother-loving boss. Apply the strong confident vibes in the direction of a hobby, romantic interest (or current partner), a work project, or in teaching something new to your baby or fur-baby. If you channel that badass I-can-do-anything-just-watch-me energy, you’ll be sure to punch this day in the face with the power of your kick butt mojo, Scorpster.

Calling all adult middle children, extroverts, and hot people — all eyes may be on you today with strong vibes coming in. For everyone else, maybe don’t drink the water and try to keep to yourself. (Is people-repellant a thing? Asking for a friend.) The energy may be good for flirtation, but it could be equally strong for intuition, Scorpster, so trusting your gut with big decisions could be a useful way to power through this day to reach the next step on your path to world domination.

Like playing Jenga during a freakin’ earthquake, this day may have Scorpios shook. Don’t be so literal. You (probably) won’t fall on your considerable tail, but the energy could have this day feeling a little topsy turvy, which is definitely not your favorite! Focus on taking things one step at a time to get through the day with minimal upsets. Steady-as-you-go Scorpsters can navigate a shaky situation well if they keep focused and balanced. Go do the damn thing, my steady friend!

Make sure to put on your cutest pair of underwear today, Scorpio, because love will be abundant in the air with today’s vibes. In fact, a little romance could actually be possible today. Do with these vibes what you will, Scorpster. If you aren’t into romance right now, that’s cool. Platonic love could work its way into your life instead. But if you’re searching for a little love action, you just might get it! These vibes will be yours for the taking.

While Scorpios might be ragged on for acting like judgmental know-it-alls, they really adore learning. And they know in their bones that there is something to learn from every kind of person. It’s just that Scorpsters often prefer their own opinions over anyone else’s. Today, it could be easier than usual to practice holding your tongue and truly listening. Rejoice in the ideas hanging in the air and their lessons!

Look to the skies and prepare for battle! There may be a horde of dragons coming for your booty, Scorpster. And by dragons, I mean responsibilities. And by booty, I mean free time. So, there’s that. What will you do, Scorpio? WHAT WILL YOU DO?! You could cower in the corner like a scared little baby, or you could decide to armor up and slay the dragons. Or, option 3: train the dragons. Whatever. The choice will be yours. With a little help from the invigorating vibes today, you can definitely use that brain of yours to come up with excellent strategies for defeating your dragons and/or making them your allies. If anyone can do it, it’s YOU!

There’s salt-on-your-fries salty, and then there’s you, Scorpster: ocean-level, drown-somebody’s-tail salty. While friends may be down for your sass today, it may not fly with clients, bosses, or your Granny. Dial that mess back and focus instead on getting your point across with some spice instead. Save the smarty pants commentary for your bestie, and you’ll likely get further down your to-do list than if you spend half the day putting out fires you started with your big mouth. Go be brilliant, Scorpio, and save the salt for your fries!

Digging in your heels could have you toppling over on your tail or falling flat on your pretty face. There’s nothing cute about starting verbal fisticuffs over a difference in opinion. Telling someone to die mad about it might make you feel good for a hot minute, but when tempers cool, the relationship could be damaged. We’ve got intense vibes today, but that doesn’t mean you should pick fights in anticipation of winning them. For an easier day, speak clearly, but avoid the knee-jerk desire to assert your will over other people. Let them do them, you do you, and you’ll own the start of this month like the boss you are, Scorpster!

Love will be in the air, so go ahead and take big greedy gulps, Scorpio! Today’s energy could have you feeling powered up, so go ahead and embrace that bravery and spill your heart out today! Whether you’ve been craving romance or just really want to show gratitude to someone you care about who has been especially kind to you (a friend, family, your pet iguana, etc.), the vibes today will be perfect for doing something plucky to show how you feel! Wear your heart on your sleeve — not literally, though, because then you’d probably be dead and that would suck because then you couldn’t read these awesome horoscopes anymore… So, embrace the loving nurturing vibes and use them to go confidently in the direction of your dreams and stuff.

Hey, Scorpio, the Universe called and It said “Cash me ousside! How bow dat?” Whatever that means??? Apparently, you could be in for some learning experiences today. Get ready to have you street smarts tested, Scorpsters, because this won’t be an easy pop quiz on first grade vocabulary. We’re talking some real world lessons, here, buddy. Your perspective will make or break you when it comes to the hard hitting lessons that the Universe may toss your way. Take on the challenge and turn it into a learning adventure rather than a nightmare where you go to school in only your underwear. Make like a sponge and soak up what knowledge you can before this year finally gets the heck outta here. You never know when life’s little lessons may come in handy in the future. Get learned!