Category: Scorpio AV

  • Scorpio 3-26-26

    Cleaning your way out of the cluster-duck of too many feels won’t work, and drinking your way out of it isn’t the most productive use of your time (and we all know how Scorpios thrive with balance). Dumping frustrated energy on your work minions or losing it with your kids is unlikely to serve you well, either, but never fear! Your passionate nature could be put to better use plotting and planning a few random acts of kindness. You’re smart enough to know that the good vibes you generate with your efforts will rub off on you. Enjoy your steady and strategic kindness, and you’ll make it through this day with energy to spare.

  • Scorpio 3-25-26

    “Life’s full of tough choices,” according to Ursula from Disney’s The Little Mermaid. Yeah, how the heck do you choose between your family under the sea and turning human to make out with a hot prince/princess? Much wow. Much conflict. Well, Scorpio, you could face some actually tough situations where you’ll feel conflicted and don’t quite know how to react. If this happens, just do what you do best: the responsible thing. Give yourself some time to strategize and choose the best of all the options, smarty pants. You know you can do it.

  • Scorpio 3-24-26

    People are simply kindle for a dumpster fire today, Scorpsters. Get some space if you can. Choosing to work alone instead of with a group could help avoid the strong emotions and misleading thoughts that might arise with an energy like this. If working or living with a group is unavoidable, giving your minions and subjects the benefit of the doubt may help prevent you from dropping the F-bomb on your boss in a heated moment. Those are always bad ideas, so climbing up and over anything (or anyone) emotionally will make you feel a zillion times more… like your cool self.

  • Scorpio 3-23-26

    Forecast for today includes strong, positive vibes big enough to bring you to the big O. That’s O for Opportunity, of course. Wait — what were you thinking that meant?? The rushing, gushing energy will have you feeling euphoric today. Scorpios could grab onto opportunities and ride them hard to make the most of the today. Leave the rest of the Zodiac saying, I’ll have some of what that Scorpster’s having.

  • Scorpio 3-22-26

    Does forcing your will on others count if it’s for their own good? Surely, that’s an act of altruism. Um, no, Scorpster, it really isn’t, but nice try! Your super helping super powers can organize the bejeezus out of a closet or trim the fat from a budget until it begs for one more bite, but it’ll come across as annoying and inconsiderate if applied to actual humans. This strong energy can work in your favor when you apply it to dealing with your own stuff. Clearing out your own messy energy will help you be a better friend, family member, lover, worker, and all-around happy human.

  • Scorpio 3-21-26

    That attention to detail you pride yourself on, Scorpio, could be useful in the bedroom today. Or up against a wall, on a desk, on the kitchen table. No judgment here. You do you (or whoever else you do). You can use today’s steamy vibes to work on your relationships. I don’t just mean in the bedroom either. Spicy energy can be applied for a confidence boost. You could use it to apply for a job, ask for a raise at one you already have, tackle a home project with fierce attention, or even ask someone out. Riding that wave of energy to meet a goal could be a turn-on all on its own.

  • Scorpio 3-20-26

    The forecast for today includes all the flipping feels getting on all your flipping nerves. Being plunged into insecurity may not be your favorite way to spend a day, but the energy today could have you questioning everything. You may be tempted to plunge into work or start happy hour early, depending, but neither of these ideas will help you stop the flow of insecurity on their own. Instead, consider asking for help with a project in order to have the benefit of teamwork to help you break through this not-good-enough feeling that you may be carrying around so you can remember that you are a tail-kicking boss, capable of getting spit done no matter what, Scorpster.

  • Scorpio 3-19-26

    You spin me right round, Universe, and not in a fun way. Oof! Scorpster, you may encounter dizzying energies today. After all, today will promote unbalanced vibes that could leave your head reeling like a caffeinated hamster running on a wheel. The best remedy to overcome the crud will likely be to slow down and tackle issues or tasks one at a time. It could be tempting to think about all of the things, but that could be overwhelming. Take it one step at a time.

  • Scorpio 3-18-26

    I love the smell of mayhem in the morning. Don’t you, Scorpster? Well, you’ll likely get a big whiff of maddening communication challenges this Wednesday. The day will carry an air of frustrations and miscommunication vibes could quickly ignite an already short fuse. Rather than exploding, though, you’ll likely find that taking your time and exercising patience when trying to get your point across will make the best impact. You got this, Scorpio.

  • Scorpio 3-17-26

    Crown me because logic rules! That’s right, Scorpster. The vibe of the day will be very practical, which means you could have an easier time than usual finding sensible ways to use things you have gained, whether that’s a literal item you’ve acquired or gems of wisdom from experience. If you’ve got it, you can find a use for it. Groovy.

  • Scorpio 3-16-26

    Here it is, Scorpster. Step one, remove wool from eyes. Step two, seek truth. You know I’m not just talking about taking off your sleep mask, babe. Indeed, the day will encourage strong energies for misunderstandings and downright misleading communications. In order to overcome the vibes, and maybe even defeat some not so honest people, ask questions, do research, and dig deep for truths. You know what to do, Scorpio.

  • Scorpio 3-15-26

    Alright, pack it up. That’s enough excitement for one weekend. Well, Scorpster, practical energies will swoop in to replace the fun vibes. Be sure to pay attention to the details, as that could be where your attention is needed today. As a side note, you could still sprinkle in some fun and laughter even if the vibes promote practicality. After all, happiness is part of self care and self care is only practical. Go for it, Scorpio!