Category: Scorpio AV

How’s it going, Scorpio? How are you feeling, really? The vibes today will be all about checking in with your body and making sure it’s getting all the vital nutrients, exercise, and massages that it could possibly need. After all, as far as current technology goes, this is the only body you’re getting in this lifetime. So take care of it. Eat healthy, be kind to yourself, and exercise if you can. Maybe try some new self-care routines. Or, like, any self-care. At all. Ever. Do what you gotta do to help your body be the best that it can be. That way, you can be the best version of you! Your future starts today. What are you waiting for?

You know that feeling of betrayal you experienced when you found out that Santa isn’t real? Well, Scorpio, you could be in for some of that feeling. The vibes today could reveal lies that people have been telling you or they could shine some light on a chronic liar in your life. Pretty sucky, right? As the Scorpster of the Zodiac, truth and honesty tend to be very important to you. Your lesson for this day will be in learning how to forgive. Let go of anger and the feeling of betrayal that lies bring you. You’re better off, mentally and even physically, when you forgive. Remember that forgiveness isn’t really for other people, nor do you have to continue to stick around and “take it” just because you don’t hold onto anger. It’s for you.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride to Hell in a handbasket? Well, you just may find out this Sunday, Scorpio, and it probably won’t be nearly as fun as you’ve imagined. The vibe today could be bringing some problems to the battlefront. Now, if you have stayed on top of your game through this screwed up year, you could just discover that this war will be easier to win than you’d imagined. But if you’ve been sticking your fingers in your years and yodeling, “LALALALA” the whole time, you’ve brought an army of mutant sharks on yourself, pal. I hope you have a handbasket at the ready! But, Scorpster, remember that once you put your mind to working towards a solution, not even a whole army can stop you! Are you fierce?! Hell yeah! Are you ready to get through this Sunday? Let’s fecking DO this, buddy!

Bill-paying, work-going, kid (human, fur or otherwise) raising — sure, all of that could come with the adulting package we all signed up for without reading the fine print. And you do the adulting like a mofo, Scorpio, with your diplomacy and dependability. Your goal-oriented nature keeps you self-directed and in the driver’s seat of your destiny. The energy will be strong for growing and learning. For Scorpios, reaching intentions will be second nature, but enjoying the journey along the way is the goal today.

Stepping on a freaking Lego with bare feet pales in comparison to the pain caused by seeing someone mess up your space. Remember that Lego pain when you feel tempted to mess up someone else’s good vibes. The vibe today will give you a surge of energy, one you’d love to use to get stuff done, but if you forget the bigger picture of how other people could be impacted, you might inadvertently harsh someone else’s happy buzz in the process. Focus on the uplifting, Scorpio. Keep that spirit of generosity in your heart and show everyone else how it’s done!

Do Scorpios like surprises? Maybe! Depends what the surprise is! Well, today could be filled with awkward little surprise moments, like a surprise birthday party for you even though it isn’t your birthday. Or getting condolence cards in the mail for your Uncle Barnabos’s passing. Like, who even has an uncle named Barnabos??? NOT YOU (PSA: Sorry if you do. Sorrier if he’s dead.). At any rate, there will likely be surprises in store, Scorpster. Thanks a ton, Universe! They will be good or crap based on how you handle them. Will you rage quit this day or blaze brightly with optimism? It’s all on you, buddy.

Feeling frustrated and filled with fury? Pfft — nobody got time for that! The day will bring a moody vibe. You may want to dig your heels in and stubbornly hold onto ideas that have outlived their purpose, but we’re moving into a day meant for turning our lives upside down and shaking out the useless junk we’ve accumulated. Gaining a new perspective will help you feel like your problems have solutions, and Scorpios have the tenacity to power through and solve them. Plus, you just love to see everything tidy and in its place. You may be tempted to brood, but you’ll feel better to get off your couch and keep it moving in the direction of your goals. Give the Universe the finger if it makes you feel better and start making stuff happen the way you do.

Let them eat cake! Yes, because cake solves the problems of poverty, Antoinette. Honestly (rolls eyes)… Like Marie Antoinette, you could find yourself saying some dumb stuff as you give in to the desire to want to blindly defend your viewpoints today, Scorpster. Check your dogma at the door, dude. Even though you’re known for wisdom, there’s always room to improve, especially when it comes to expanding the mind. Full-frontal honesty here: you may get seriously tied down by your beliefs and are really super fixed in your opinions. Like, annoyingly so. Maybe a tad bit judgey. That may be the nature of Scorpio, but that doesn’t mean you can’t change things up. Make an effort today to learn something new or challenge your beliefs by speaking with people or watching videos by people who hold beliefs counter to your own. You never know what you could discover. Search on, Scorpster!

Well, Scorpio, today might feel like a cluster-fluff, but the day will be what you make of it, Scorpster. Your feelings and thoughts will likely jive better today than usual, but you’ll want to be careful about not making rash decisions and going overboard like throwing glitter on everything just to see it sparkle (um, literally or metaphorically). Keep your brain close to your heart, but don’t let negative emotions rule your actions. Make way for some good times and great vibes, Phoenix!

Notch your bow and aim for the sweet spot — you know exactly what sweet spot I’m talking about. Scorpios are constantly searching for interesting things that stimulate them, and that can easily seep into their love life. The vibes will be a little (or a lot) spicy. So, Scorpster, if you’ve been interested in exploring new territory with yourself and your partner, if you have one, today’s vibes will be on your side. Even if your desires aren’t red hot, following the wild, weird and wonderful things that have been on your mind can still be on the menu for you today.

Prepare for another bizarrely emotional vibe, Scorpio, and know that your practicality may just help you enjoy the day while other signs are trying to find a foothold. Ever steady and ready, Scorpios thrive on order. Knowing a shift into feeling all the things is dead ahead, you may be best served to come up with a plan of action. Planning to serve up plenty of self-care with a side of boundaries could benefit you today. Keep your secrets and deal with your feelings in the methodical way you prefer, with liberal doses of me-time thrown in. If anyone’s got this, it’s you, Scorpster.

It’s gonna get real today, Scorpio. Your passionate nature was made for investigating and then overcoming obstacles, but feelings of loss surging to the surface can’t just be tidied away. You’re going to want to think your way through your feelings, but all you may seem to do is feel them. To get the most out of the experience (and I know you love being productive!), try to let your feelings flow without judging them. When you’ve gotten them out, let your practical nature kick in with some major self-care. Crying it out may seem weak to you, but the best way to kick this day’s stubborn backend will be to deal with these feelings before they deal with you.