Category: Scorpio AV

Mar 17, 2024… Talk about it, talk about it, talk about it. You may not be taking it to Funky Town, but Scorpios will likely be excited to talk and chat all day long. Being able to work out ideas and express them to others will be magnified by the Cancer Moon trine Venus in Pisces. Not only can you think of ideas a mile a minute, you’ll also be able to easily share them with others. Of course, your eccentric brain could fabricate some truly wild ideas. It’ll be important for you to stay open to constructive criticism and to bounce back from resistance. Untangle ego from your ideas, Scorpster. That way you can keep chasing the magic dragon of fantastic ideas. Won’t you take me to Funky Town?

Mar 16, 2024… Waking up on the wrong side of the bed (or bathtub, if you had a really fun Friday night) could be inevitable this Saturday, Scorpster. Early in the day, there will likely be tense feelings surrounding relationships as the Moon in Gemini square the Sun and Neptune in Pisces and trine Mars in Aquarius slowly reflects changing perspectives. Luckily, you can navigate these funky energies for the best advantage. While they’ll be in the air, you don’t have to absorb them or act on them right away. After all, change can be challenging and frustrating at first. Put on a mask of protection by balancing fear with positivity and optimism. When in doubt, choose silence. You know the drill… Stop, drop, and roll!

Mar 15, 2024… OMG. Don’t look now, but your empathy is showing. Scorpios will likely be feeling extra empathetic this Friday as the Moon in Gemini squares Venus and Saturn in Pisces and trine Pluto in Aquarius. With this energy, your penchant for befriending all the lovelies, their families, and even family pets, plus the socially isolated could be extra extra. Like, chasing feral cats down an alley Extra. Keep in mind that some folks (and cats) actually prefer to be left alone. Avoid becoming smothering and overbearing in your pursuits, Scorpster. Other than that, you can have a blast with these mom vibes — even if you’re not one. Moms just wanna have fun-nnn. Oh, moms just wanna have funnnn!

Mar 14, 2024… Throwing acid is wrong, in some people’s eyes. Ba-dum-pssshhh! You see what I did there? And there? Jokes aside, laughter can be a great way to heal and lift spirits. Scorpio, with the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius this Thursday, you could find the “carebear vibes” taking over your sanity. If you’re feeling extra empathetic, you can totally try using laughter as a tool to lift your own mood and help others find bits of joy despite life’s circumstances. Of course, consult the three rules of comedy (which I just made up right now): read the room, don’t poke bears, and resist any urge to laugh at someone else’s expense. Otherwise, ROLF as much as you want, Scorpster.

Mar 13, 2024… You said you wanted a fig newton but they thought you said you wanted to fly gluten. What’s going Scorpster? UGH, the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius will be sprinkling misunderstandings across the land. There is no escape!!! You may not be able to totally avoid these energies, but you can definitely overcome them. Laughing about the flub ups and just staying positive despite the crud communication can help keep your spirits high this Wednesday. Ascend, Scorpio!

Mar 12, 2024… Chatting with walls this Tuesday? Maybe that’s because nobody can get a word in edgewise, Scorpio (ouch). The Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron will reflect energies that can make it all too easy for one sided-communication. Whether you’re talking to a wall or your word vomit makes an impenetrable wall, there will be a way out of the conversational funk. Take a mental step back and search for the root of the problem. Maybe the person you’re talking to is preoccupied with an issue and can’t concentrate on chit chat. Perhaps your excitement makes it impossible to get a word in. Once you discover the root issue, you can pull out the weeds. Tend to your garden of communication, Scorpster.

Mar 11, 2024… Watch your sass! Scorpios will likely be challenged to bite their tongues as the Moon in Aries conjunct Mercury tempts you with wicked words dancing on your lips. Overcome the cruelty in these energies by channeling some softness and love. Be sensitive to how others feel in the moment to determine when a critical opinion might actually be welcome versus when you’re hurting someone’s heart. Even in the face of rude people, you can kill them with kindness. Just be a decent person, yo. Don’t give up!

Mar 10, 2024… To be practical or fabulous? That is the question. Scorpios could struggle bus really hard with reeling it in as the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune tempts their eccentric side to throw practicality and “norms” out the window of a skybound airplane. Find your balance, Scorpster. As tough as it may be, try not to be argumentative or difficult just because it makes you stand out and feel unique. Really think things through and put your best foot forward when it comes to determining solutions alongside others. Teamwork makes the dream work, yo. Be a team player!

Mar 9, 2024… Lovely Scorpster, seek out lessons. You will likely find that the vibes of the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn and the Sun will be ideal for seeking out truth and knowledge this Saturday. Ask yourself not what knowledge you can impart onto others, but what others can impart onto you. What can you learn from the day’s experiences and encounters? Today the Universe will be your teacher and ye shall be an attentive student. I mean, if you’re open to it. Nobody can force ya to learn. Of course, the day’s revelations will likely be invaluable insights for the future. Are you game?

Mar 8, 2024… What’s the prognosis, Doctor? “Why, this is the worst case of foot-in-mouth I’ve ever seen!” Yikes, Scorpio. Ya better watch out or else the vibes coming from the Moon in Aquarius conjunct Venus could have you tripping over your own tongue (because your foot will be in your mouth…you get it). Your challenge this Friday will likely be to overcome the urge to blurt out whatever the heck you’re thinking about so that you don’t accidentally (or intentionally) hurt someone you care about. Keep your ego (AKA mouth) in check, unless you like the idea of tasting sweaty socks for weeks to come. Feet and mouths just don’t mix (usually). Play it smart, Scorpster.

Mar 7, 2024… Don’t look now, but your growth is showing! And dang is it HOT. Scorpios could experience a lift in personal growth and progress as the Moon in Aquarius conjunct Mars and square Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus encourages lessons to learn and self development. Basically, even the harshest, hardest obstacles to overcome offer valuable insights that you can absorb, so long as you’re open to gaining new knowledge. Which, of course, you are! You’re smarty Scorpster, after all. Give yourself time to get through the pain and then open your mind to the gift of life lessons each hassle has to offer. Get turnt (with wisdom).

Mar 6, 2024… Dare you bite your thumb at me?! Not today, Scorpio. The Moon in Cap moving into Aquarius to conjunct Pluto will be raining out intuitive vibes that could help you in being able to act with kindness and sensitivity. That is, if you’re open to the vibes. You could easily use this energy to filter harsh truths and critical opinions into uplifting words and constructive criticism. A little thoughtfulness and tact can go a long way for you, whether you use it in your personal life or for work communications. Keep thinking and speaking kindly. You got it, dude.