Category: Scorpio AV

Jan 21, 2024… Scorpio, try not to ruffle feathers this Sunday. Sure, the vibes from the Moon in Gemini square Saturn in Pisces could have every-frickin-body’s attitudes flaring, but it’ll be up to you to rise above the sass-afras and work through the ugly side of your ego. Some deep breaths and maybe a martini could help you to keep calm and carry on. Uh, healthy coping mechanisms only, please. No, punching idiots in the face is not healthy. Get your chill juice flowing, Scorpster. May peace be with you.

Jan 20, 2024… Helping people may not always be easy or simple, but it can always be rewarding — especially in your heart. Even though the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving to Gemini to trine the Sun in Aquarius could contort your natural tendency for honesty into brutality, you can still be helpful. For instance, actions speak louder than words. Like, try actively helping someone who is physically struggling rather than offering verbal commentary. That sort of thing. Of course, your ability to help is really only limited by you. You can work past the icky vibes to offer kind truths and helpful advice. Be heroic — even in the tiniest of helpful actions or words, Scorpster.

Jan 19, 2024… Communication guru? Maybe not. Scorpio, you’re generally great at the part of communication that involves talking and expressing your ideas. That’s only the half of it, though! Listening is the other half. So, use the energies coming from the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus to LISTEN. What a magical concept! Really hearing what other people have to say will likely be your ultimate challenge this Friday. Can you do it, Scorpster? I believe you can.

Jan 18, 2024… Why did the Scorpio cross the road? The booty on the other side was bigger? No way. That’s a telephone pole, dear. Lovely Scorpster, the vibes coming from the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury and Mars in Cap could have you looking for greener grass (or a bigger ass) elsewhere, but my challenge for you is to find ways to appreciate what’s right in front of you. Don’t miss out on the goodness you already have because you’re thinking you can get something better if you cross the road. Have a look at what you have right here, right now, and consider fixing up what you already got. It still looks good on you, boo.

Jan 17, 2024… I have two simple, hot words for you: Intellectual conversations. Oohh la la. Sign Scorpio up, like, yesterday! The Moon in Aries trine Ceres and Venus in Sag and square the Sun and Pluto in Cap this Wednesday, thus reflecting energies that’ll be splendid for cerebral chats. You could be in for some fascinating conversations with interesting people if you’re in the mood for a little socializing. Don’t be afraid to strike up a conversation with someone you don’t often talk with. This can be valuable if you’ve had something you’ve been confused about or need clarity on. You never know what you’ll figure out with a mid-week energy like this!

Jan 16, 2024… Blurgh aschmurgh freggin schlucks? Stumbling over words and getting tongue-tied has never been a good look on Scorpios. Unfortunately, that could be the fashion this Tuesday as the Moon in Aries squares Mercury and Mars in Cap and the vibes throw a wrench (or several wrenches) in communications. The Universe may be banking on a lovely Scorpster meltdown, but that doesn’t mean you have to go along with it. Patience and self-forgiveness can go a long way in helping you fabulously bounce back from the crap communication energies. Get your bounce on!

Jan 15, 2024… Like a surprise party for a fainting goat, the vibes of the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square Ceres and Venus in Sag could shock the snot out of the rest of the Zodiac as Scorpio relaxes a little. Of course, with half the Zodiac fainting dead on the spot, they could miss your transformation to being all zen-like and affectionate. Too bad because it will be a sight to behold! While it’s unlikely to last, loyal and loving Scorpsters could enjoy extra affection in their relationships while their will to control others relaxes. Love it up, Phoenix.

Jan 14, 2024… Look out beloooooowwwww! Scorpster, with the anti-ego vibes coming from the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn, you could feel positively dangerous and eruptive. Questioning your sense of self is kind of a huge deal for your emotional stability. Of course, you don’t have to freak the freak out. A little bit of “What can I do better?” balanced with an actionable answer (e.g. “I could brush my teeth more than once a week.”) will put you on the track for success rather than the road of self-destruction. Upgrade the vibes, Scorpio!

Jan 13, 2024… Like a duck out of feathers, Scorpios could miss their mark as the vibes work to throw off your assertiveness game. You could curse at the Moon in Aquarius square Uranus in Taurus for any awkward misunderstandings that unfold this Saturday. Or you could roll with the punches and find ways to laugh about any flub-ups. Maybe both? Anyway, your gab game might be a little off, but that doesn’t mean your whole day has to be ruined. Sweet Scorpster, find the unicorn beyond the storm clouds. Or the rainbow-riding-leprechaun. Whatever makes you smile.

Jan 12, 2023… So, I’ve been working for 48 hours straight on this project and — oooohh look a butterfly! Scorpio, if your mind has been wandering and your soul has been yearning for something new, I’ve got semi-decent news for you. As the Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter in Taurus, the energies will be fabulous for starting a thing. Any “thing” that you’ve had on the back burner (well, except for THAT. Yeah, keep it legal, dig?) could easily slide to the forefront. Feed you soul and your mind with a fresh plate of possibilities. So much to think about, so little time… Just do it!

Jan 11, 2023… Power… overflowing… brain… exploding… Scorpio, your imagination could be switched to hella high thanks to the creative energies from Moon in Cap conjunct the Sun and Pluto. No need for a meltdown! Instead, use the vibes as a powerup and channel the excess creative juices into making music, crafting art, fixing the broken thing, or composing prose. Talk about getting turned on (intellectually, I mean)! Whatever your creative desires, make time to explore them this Thursday. In the process of your creative escape, you could actually think up spectacular ways to overcome issues. Welcome to Cloud Nine, Scorpster.

Jan 10, 2024… Can you hear me now, Scorpio? The Moon in Cap conjunct Mars and trine Uranus in Taurus and will be handing out vibes of intense communication. As if you needed any help talking it up! This could actually spell some trouble though. Watch out for foot-in-mouth syndrome. Passion-fueled communication and gabbing gossip could have you crossing lines if you’re not careful, so be sure to come from that place of love. Channeled the right way, though, you could use your passion and words to make a positive impact. Which path will you choose, sweet Scorpster?