Category: Scorpio AV

Mar 5, 2024… Put away that 27-pound bucket of comfort food (I see you, mac n cheese) and just hear me out, okay? Despite life’s problems, your Tuesday could actually turn out to be pretty decent, Scorpster. The brilliant vibes from the Moon in Cap conjunct Ceres and trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus will be ideal for being able to imagine outcomes and determine solutions in a snap. Have you been stuck in a corn maze since October? Not anymore, witches. Life throwing lemons at you? Delicious fresh squeezed lemonade coming right up. Seriously, for any and every issue, you can use the vibes to figure out a solution. That’s the gospel truth, smarty Scorpster!

Mar 4, 2024… Scorpios won’t be drinking the Kool-Aid this Monday, thank you very much. They’ve got their own fruit juice blend to sip on. Eccentricity and originality will be on high thanks to energies from the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces. Flying your freak flag will be 10,000 percent supported. Embrace the weird and use your romantic and imaginative brain to come up with dazzling ideas that blow the world away (don’t literally blow it away, though). Be marvelously you!

Mar 3, 2024… Ambition, take the wheel! Scorpio, don’t be afraid to take steps toward your intentions this Sunday. Heck, take whole long jumps toward them. The vibes from the Moon in Sag square Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces will be great for that sort of thing. If progress isn’t your middle name, it totally should be. Chase your dreams, no matter how many haters it gets you. I mean, as long as the dreams lead to constructive changes and whatnot. If your “haters” are actually just people trying to stop you from pushing other people into a giant metal fan, then maybe you shouldn’t pursue that particular dream. Anyway… live it up, Scorpster!

Mar 2, 2024… Fire power, baby! And by fire, I mean searing waters of truth, bruh. Scorpios will likely experience a boost in objectivity thanks to the Scorpio Moon trine Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Sag, and thus sharing truths could be easier than usual. Remember to add a kind spin to whatever you say, because objective doesn’t always equate to nice. Think before you speak, Scorpster. If there isn’t an uplifting or constructive way to say your truth, perhaps it’s better left unsaid. No need to give anyone third degree burns! Keep it kind.

Mar 1, 2024… Talk what? Feelings how? I gotta… I gotta go do a thing. Scorpios could easily fall into the trap of hiding behind work as the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and square Mars and Venus in Aquarius promotes the need to deal with responsibilities. While duties are important, it will be equally important to fortify and handle any emotional talks that come up, especially the kind where you’re required to apologize for something harsh you said or did. It’s likely not gonna be easy, but few worthwhile things ever are. Time for a courageous power up, Scorpster. Don’t duck it up!

Feb 29, 2024… Psst. Hey you! I’ve got some goods for ya. You just need to look inside yourself. Scorpios will be surrounded by ideal vibes for looking inward and taking care of your own needs thanks to the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, square Pluto in Aquarius, and trine Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces. Some internal care can do a lot for personal growth. Make time for self reflection, Scorpster. Check for truths you’ve been ignoring or haven’t noticed. Take care of you, inside and out. Self-care and healing are to people as nutritious soil and rays of sunshine are to a plant. With them, you can blossom into your potential! Look within to grow outward.

Feb 28, 2024… You ever get up and think of a million things you want to do but then the end of the day rolls around and none of that stuff happens and you’re like “Well, that was a cute burst of optimism”? Well, this Wednesday won’t be like that. Probably. Scorpios will likely experience a boost of optimism and confidence thanks to the Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries. Wielding these energies, you can be certain of success. Of course, that’s only if you choose to use them. You could totally just let these cosmic vibes go to waste (no chill). Rise to the occasion, Scorpster. Be awesome-tabulous!

Feb 27, 2024… Somebody’s feeling saucy, and it’s not chocolate sauce. Scorpios could be riding the arrogance waves this Tuesday as the Moon in Libra trine Mars and Venus in Aquarius pokes at your ego. It will be all too easy to get into fiery arguments or push people away for disagreeing with you. It can be hard to be open to learning when you feel like you’re right and the rest of the world is wrong. Take a step back, smarty Scorpster. Overcome these vibes and tap into some harmonious learning boosters for extra assistance. Break a leg (figuratively, of course)!

Feb 26, 2024… Gossip squirrel, keep those acorns to yourself. Between your intense Scorpio nature and the gossip vibes of the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Libra to trine Pluto in Aquarius, it could be all too easy to toss out juicy tidbits and secrets in order to gain friends or get on a particular someone’s good side. Don’t be a gabby Gabi or Gabe, okay? It’s soooo not cool. And rumor has it, you’re way too interesting to stoop to gossip in order to be liked anyway. The right kind of people will see that. Don’t worry about the people who don’t get it, okay? Be fabulously, truthfully you and leave the “tea” at home. Pour out honesty and kindness, Scorpster.

Feb 25, 2024… Brrrr. Don’t throw out the shovel with the snow, Scorpio. The Moon in Virgo trine Uranus in Taurus could have you revved up with energy and ready to make waves, but remember that issues can arise from extreme change. Even the smallest actions have ripple effects on a large pond, buddy. A little bit of this and a dash of that can help create the change you desire without, you know, dumping the burger out with the grease. Do pursue change through action. Don’t overdo it, like trying to push over a whole skyscraper by yourself. You’re the ace, Scorpster.

Feb 24, 2024… Eating a salad for lunch so you can eat ten pounds of candy bunnies and marshmallow chicks for dinner? Uh, okay. Scorpios will likely be seeking extra balance in their lives this Saturday thanks to the Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces and trine Jupiter in Taurus. How that manifests will be totally your decision, but maybe you can make a choice toward fruitful balances. Not every balancing act ends with victory and cheers, Scorpster. Be wise in your pursuit. Search for harmony, not just an even scale. I’m behind you 100%.

Feb 23, 2024… Laws are for the mindless sheep! Fight back!! Whoa there, Scorpio. Simmer down. Sure, the vibes from the incoming Virgo Moon will promote a resentment of authority and you might be feeling restricted, but that’s no reason to overthrow the whole dern government and toss obeying laws out the window. Rather than going wild, wild Western outlaw, try channeling the emotions from these energies into positive actions or making a move toward justice (not lawlessness). Staying productive will be a fabulous defense against the vibes. Keep on keeping on.