Category: Scorpio AV

Dec 28, 2023… How do you hide being high when you’re around people? The secret is to ALWAYS be high. Wait, no, I’m not encouraging drug use. I’m talking about your HIGHer thinking, Scorpio! The lovely vibes as the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap, trine Venus in Scorpio and Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Leo today can help lift your consciousness to new heights, but only if you put your mind to work and start climbing to the next level. Roll a glorious blunt of knowledge and toke on THAT, Scorpster. Who knows how high you’ll go?

Dec 27, 2023… If “Get Otta Mah Face” was a mood, it might be all yours today, Scorpio. You may be gathering up lessons and powering through responsibility today with the Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries, but you may want to readjust and stop taking life so dang seriously. If you work hard, you should at least get to play hard, too. Instead of finishing one project and diving into the next, try to take a minute to appreciate your absolute badassery and reward yourself for a job so flipping well done. Sit back and give a grin! I know you want to. 🙂

Dec 26, 2023… Sometimes change sucks, but resisting and hating change doesn’t make things easier. Give yourself a break this Tuesday as change rolls in on the tides by working on accepting surprises (good or not-so-good) that come your way with the Moon opposing the Sun in Cap and trine Saturn in Pisces. Reframe that crap as a metamorphosis, you incredible little worm. You’ll become a butterfly soon, my dear Scorpster. But first you have to turn into goop and accept the transformation.

Dec 25, 2023… They say one person’s luck is another’s misfortune. Scorpios call BS on that! Who the heck are “they” anyway? There’s enough to go around and people with BRAINS understand that one doesn’t have to take advantage of another to succeed. (Insert image of me fist bumping you) Luck is what you make it and with the fortunate vibes raining down this holiday thanks to the Moon in Gemini opposing Mars and Mercury in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces, you can make a lot of goodness happen for yourself. With some tact and a boost from these vibes, you’ll likely be able to spot a good opportunity from a mile away! Make the most of your wit and the energies to forge your own “good luck.” Bibbidi bobbidi boop and booyah.

Dec 24, 2023… Perhaps the only thing more infuriating to a Scorpio than saying the wrong thing is not knowing what to say at all. I mean, what the fork? But with this Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces vibe, you could have a lot on your mind and not know what to say or how to say it without sounding like a jerk, a nerd, or from outerspace. Hope shall not be lost, though. As it happens, patience will be the remedy to your speechless frustrations. Give yourself time to think and process. Your epic smarts and ability to think outside that big old box that other people live their lives in will give you an edge over all the other Signs. The words will come, Scorpster. Patience.

Dec 23, 2023… The mad scientist shall unleash their greatest monstrosity in the wake of the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and opposing Venus in Scorpio. Okay, so some Scorpios aren’t mad scientists types (are YOU?), but I’m sure you have some eccentric and electric ideas bubbling in your brain. Take advantage of the shift from thinking to doing by putting your ideas into action. Whatever schemes you’ve got filed away in your brain, use the vibes today to make progress on those dreams. Not just a dreamer anymore, Scorpster! Mwahahahaha!

Dec 22, 2023… All work and no play makes most people total grump asses. You especially, oh great restless one! Scorpio, you will likely struggle extra hard between wanting to play like a kid versus having to work and fulfill adulty responsibilities with the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury in Cap. Get the important stuff done, for sure, but also sing off key in the shower, the car, while on line for coffee, and so on. Honestly… what are you even doing if Friday isn’t at least a little fun? Hmmm? Sweet Scales, you deserve some excitement and jolly good laughs to balance out a loooong week of the daily grind. Friday Fun Day, here you come! Hey, recess isn’t exclusively for kids.

Dec 21, 2023… Easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy! Well, “easy” might not be the best word to describe the vibes. But the vibes of the Moon in Aries trine the Sun in Sag will bring with them some intuition, which will likely be perfect for learning new stuff and gaining new skills. Tap into these energies, and you could have an easier time accomplishing tasks and picking up new abilities, Scorpster. Intuition can help make learning stuff seem almost effortless compared to most other days. Talk about easy, breezy, beautiful Scorpio.

Dec 20, 2023… Setting your house on fire to kill a scary bug? Yeah, Scorpios might want to do that today… then regret it. So, put away the matches and step away (far away) from the butane torch, bud. Thanks to the vibes coming from Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron and trine Mars in Sag, over-reactions will be all up in the air today. These vibes could have the Scorpios feeling unbalanced and doing some wild ish, but only if you give in. You could try instead to use the vibes and give yourself an extra boost of something you need — confidence, creativity, spicy-ness… There’s no such thing as “too much” when it comes to feeling good.

Dec 19, 2023… Friendly, loveable weirdo or cold-hearted d-bag: two sides of the same Scorpio coin. With the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square the Sun in Sag, then moving into Aries to square Mercury in Cap, Scorpsters could be challenged to balance the vibes as you teter between pursuing incredible growth or suffering from an irritating case of aloofness. Honestly, the way the vibes show up in your life this Tuesday will be 100% up to you. You can use them to grow and learn and do amazing lovely things or you could be a lazy bonez and let the Universe push you into detaching from the world. Totally up to you. No judgements here… (cough, cough).

Dec 18, 2023… If Scorpios were all given the same middle name at birth, the name would be Weird. Or Stable Strangeling. No? Badass Banshee! Okay, well, maybe your Mom was better at this than I am. But with the Moon in Pisces square Mars in Sag and trine Venus in Scorpio encouraging strange adventures, you’ll likely find that you feel totally in your element. Weirdness abounds! Be aware that surprises and the unexpected could be in store with a real draw to let it all hang out. With that in mind, revel in your glory and use the weird to your advantage! I now dub thee Stable Strangeling Scorpster.

Dec 17, 2023… I’ll take my coffee like I take my future — dark and bitter. Okay, so you probably won’t be feeling THAT pessimistic this Sunday, Scorpio, but you could be feeling the mature vibes of the Moon moving into Pisces to conjunct Saturn and it may seem like a good idea to take your coffee black — like an adult does. You know what? Take your darn covfefe however you darn well please and rule this lover’s (or loner’s) day like a boss adulty person. Because you are. Just because you love your own uniqueness, that drummer beat you’re pounding on your own doesn’t mean you can’t run with the big kids. There’s much to be accomplished, Scorpster — Believe, achieve, and then complain about your aching back. How’s that for adulting?