Category: Scorpio AV

Jan 29, 2024… If the voices tell you it’s time to melt this popsicle castle, then perhaps it is time. Scorpios will likely experience intuition on high as the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces. While hopefully you aren’t actually hearing voices that dictate your actions, you could gain a lot by listening to your gut. If you’re feeling like it’s time to start something new, do it. If your intestines tell you to steer clear of something, it could be best to listen. Your soul knows truths that haven’t yet caught up to your brain. Hear yourself out, smarty Scorpster.

Jan 28, 2024… Technology makes the world go round… because the world is a simulation and everything is controlled by robot overlords! Well, maybe not. BUT Scorpios could find sciencey stuff to be extra interesting (or confounding) as the Moon in Virgo will be trine Mars and Venus in Cap and Uranus in Taurus today. What you do with the techy vibes will be totally up to you. Invent something, try out a new contraption, or teach Grandpa how to use a digital camera! The world of technology is vast. Take these treasures and learn some lessons if things get a bit confusing. The benefits are in the experience, Scorpster.

Jan 27, 2024… My lips are made of skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow? Uhm. Well, the lovely Scorpio could go into flirty mode thanks to a Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus, and cheesy pick-up lines will likely be flowing out of their mouths. Just be careful not to mix business with pleasure and don’t string along a friend just for the affectionate attention. Words really are powerful, so use your flirt-alicious lines carefully and wisely. Get your romance on (if you’re feeling up to it), but also use your brain before you hand out feigned flirty interest like it’s free chocolate. Think and love!

Jan 26, 2024… Where’s a gallon of antiperspirant when you need it? Not that YOU need it, but… Well, Scorpios could be swayed by the vibes coming from a Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus and find their pits overflowing with perspiration as their minds fill with worry. Scorpster, my advice is don’t sweat the big stuff, because it’ll likely turn out to be small stuff anyway. Issues will have a way of working themselves out this Friday, but it’ll be hard for things to flow positively if you’re freaking the freak out. Deep breaths, use a plan B if you have to, and nom on some soul food while you ride the tide.

Jan 25, 2024… I WANT to go on a shopping spree, but I NEED to not go into massive debt. Ugh, decisions, decisions. You feel me, Scorpster? If you don’t yet, you likely will this Thursday as a Leo Moon opposing Pluto and the Sun in Aquarius and square Jupiter in Taurus promotes a serious rip between what you want to do and what you need to do. Much ouch. Doing both might not be possible, so swallow the hard pill first and do what you have to do. If there’s time left in your day, perhaps you can throw in some fun “wants” before bedtime! Godspeed, Scorpio. Godspeed.

Jan 24, 2024… Welcome to Miscommunication Station. The train leaves whenever it darn well pleases. Scorpio, chatting up a storm and sharing your ideas with ease is usually your forte. Not today, buddy. The Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces will have other plans for your communication. If you find your tongue tied in knots or just can’t gather the right words, take a beat and breathe. Getting frustrated will likely only make things worse. A calm, level head will see you through this. You’re an ace, smarty Scales — so ace these vibes!

Jan 23, 2024… Arguing your face off? Tempting for Scorpios, especially with the vibes today, but maybe don’t. With plenty of love to give and your tendency for genuine friendliness, you’ll have little issue facing any relationship challenges that the Moon in Cancer opposing Mars and Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces tosses your way this Tuesday. BUT (there’s always a but) you’ll need to keep your ego in check. Be open to admitting when you’re wrong, even if it stings a bit. A lesson learned is better than a friend lost. Lose a little ego, gain a life lesson, keep a friend.

Jan 22, 2024… Quitting this day won’t be an option. Seriously. So, pull on your grownup underwear and get moving, Scorpster. The Moon in Gemini will be opposing Venus and Ceres in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces, and you could find that any big ideas that sounded great over this past weekend actually seem like too much effort today. Sure, you could quit. But Scorpios aren’t quitters! So buckle up, buttercup, and go kick this day’s ass before it kicks yours.

Jan 21, 2024… Scorpio, try not to ruffle feathers this Sunday. Sure, the vibes from the Moon in Gemini square Saturn in Pisces could have every-frickin-body’s attitudes flaring, but it’ll be up to you to rise above the sass-afras and work through the ugly side of your ego. Some deep breaths and maybe a martini could help you to keep calm and carry on. Uh, healthy coping mechanisms only, please. No, punching idiots in the face is not healthy. Get your chill juice flowing, Scorpster. May peace be with you.

Jan 20, 2024… Helping people may not always be easy or simple, but it can always be rewarding — especially in your heart. Even though the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving to Gemini to trine the Sun in Aquarius could contort your natural tendency for honesty into brutality, you can still be helpful. For instance, actions speak louder than words. Like, try actively helping someone who is physically struggling rather than offering verbal commentary. That sort of thing. Of course, your ability to help is really only limited by you. You can work past the icky vibes to offer kind truths and helpful advice. Be heroic — even in the tiniest of helpful actions or words, Scorpster.

Jan 19, 2024… Communication guru? Maybe not. Scorpio, you’re generally great at the part of communication that involves talking and expressing your ideas. That’s only the half of it, though! Listening is the other half. So, use the energies coming from the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus to LISTEN. What a magical concept! Really hearing what other people have to say will likely be your ultimate challenge this Friday. Can you do it, Scorpster? I believe you can.

Jan 18, 2024… Why did the Scorpio cross the road? The booty on the other side was bigger? No way. That’s a telephone pole, dear. Lovely Scorpster, the vibes coming from the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury and Mars in Cap could have you looking for greener grass (or a bigger ass) elsewhere, but my challenge for you is to find ways to appreciate what’s right in front of you. Don’t miss out on the goodness you already have because you’re thinking you can get something better if you cross the road. Have a look at what you have right here, right now, and consider fixing up what you already got. It still looks good on you, boo.