Category: Scorpio AV

Jan 17, 2024… I have two simple, hot words for you: Intellectual conversations. Oohh la la. Sign Scorpio up, like, yesterday! The Moon in Aries trine Ceres and Venus in Sag and square the Sun and Pluto in Cap this Wednesday, thus reflecting energies that’ll be splendid for cerebral chats. You could be in for some fascinating conversations with interesting people if you’re in the mood for a little socializing. Don’t be afraid to strike up a conversation with someone you don’t often talk with. This can be valuable if you’ve had something you’ve been confused about or need clarity on. You never know what you’ll figure out with a mid-week energy like this!

Jan 16, 2024… Blurgh aschmurgh freggin schlucks? Stumbling over words and getting tongue-tied has never been a good look on Scorpios. Unfortunately, that could be the fashion this Tuesday as the Moon in Aries squares Mercury and Mars in Cap and the vibes throw a wrench (or several wrenches) in communications. The Universe may be banking on a lovely Scorpster meltdown, but that doesn’t mean you have to go along with it. Patience and self-forgiveness can go a long way in helping you fabulously bounce back from the crap communication energies. Get your bounce on!

Jan 15, 2024… Like a surprise party for a fainting goat, the vibes of the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square Ceres and Venus in Sag could shock the snot out of the rest of the Zodiac as Scorpio relaxes a little. Of course, with half the Zodiac fainting dead on the spot, they could miss your transformation to being all zen-like and affectionate. Too bad because it will be a sight to behold! While it’s unlikely to last, loyal and loving Scorpsters could enjoy extra affection in their relationships while their will to control others relaxes. Love it up, Phoenix.

Jan 14, 2024… Look out beloooooowwwww! Scorpster, with the anti-ego vibes coming from the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn, you could feel positively dangerous and eruptive. Questioning your sense of self is kind of a huge deal for your emotional stability. Of course, you don’t have to freak the freak out. A little bit of “What can I do better?” balanced with an actionable answer (e.g. “I could brush my teeth more than once a week.”) will put you on the track for success rather than the road of self-destruction. Upgrade the vibes, Scorpio!

Jan 13, 2024… Like a duck out of feathers, Scorpios could miss their mark as the vibes work to throw off your assertiveness game. You could curse at the Moon in Aquarius square Uranus in Taurus for any awkward misunderstandings that unfold this Saturday. Or you could roll with the punches and find ways to laugh about any flub-ups. Maybe both? Anyway, your gab game might be a little off, but that doesn’t mean your whole day has to be ruined. Sweet Scorpster, find the unicorn beyond the storm clouds. Or the rainbow-riding-leprechaun. Whatever makes you smile.

Jan 12, 2023… So, I’ve been working for 48 hours straight on this project and — oooohh look a butterfly! Scorpio, if your mind has been wandering and your soul has been yearning for something new, I’ve got semi-decent news for you. As the Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter in Taurus, the energies will be fabulous for starting a thing. Any “thing” that you’ve had on the back burner (well, except for THAT. Yeah, keep it legal, dig?) could easily slide to the forefront. Feed you soul and your mind with a fresh plate of possibilities. So much to think about, so little time… Just do it!

Jan 11, 2023… Power… overflowing… brain… exploding… Scorpio, your imagination could be switched to hella high thanks to the creative energies from Moon in Cap conjunct the Sun and Pluto. No need for a meltdown! Instead, use the vibes as a powerup and channel the excess creative juices into making music, crafting art, fixing the broken thing, or composing prose. Talk about getting turned on (intellectually, I mean)! Whatever your creative desires, make time to explore them this Thursday. In the process of your creative escape, you could actually think up spectacular ways to overcome issues. Welcome to Cloud Nine, Scorpster.

Jan 10, 2024… Can you hear me now, Scorpio? The Moon in Cap conjunct Mars and trine Uranus in Taurus and will be handing out vibes of intense communication. As if you needed any help talking it up! This could actually spell some trouble though. Watch out for foot-in-mouth syndrome. Passion-fueled communication and gabbing gossip could have you crossing lines if you’re not careful, so be sure to come from that place of love. Channeled the right way, though, you could use your passion and words to make a positive impact. Which path will you choose, sweet Scorpster?

Jan 9, 2024… Some people may try to put you in a box, Scorpio. To heck with those people! Your specialty is literally existing, thinking, and acting Outside of the Box and your power to outshine the norm will be amplified thanks to the Moon in Sag conjunct Mercury this Tuesday. Don’t be dismayed by the haters, lovely Scorpster. Your beautiful, creative mind is appreciated by those who actually matter (AKA Me… and the people who love you for all the wonder you are). Chase your dreams, carve new paths, create newness. Astonish us, Phoenix.

Jan 8, 2024… If you argue while dangling above a pool of magma, the disagreement will stop and you’ll start working together to get the heck out of there. All conflicts should be solved that way. Except not really. That’s a wee bit too sweaty. Scorpio, you could capitalize on the ease of conflict management and problem solving thanks to the Moon in Sag conjunct Venus reflecting strong diplomatic energies that vibe well with your naturally harmonious self. Don’t let the vibes go to waste! Soak up what you can and use your brain to resolve conflicts, no magma needed. Scorpster, you’ve got this in the bag.

Jan 7, 2024… Is it raining hot sauce and habaneros on your relationships? Talk about problems in paradise. Scorpios could struggle HARD this Sunday, getting into arguments or accidentally (intentionally) being rude to loved ones. The Moon in Scorpio trine Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Sag will be encouraging disagreements and conflict. (How rude!) Sweet Scorpster, to battle these energies you’ll want to grab a bowl full of kind truth, work on respecting differences in opinions, and be open to compromise. Harmonize and spread love like you’d normally do, Universe be darned. Add a little luck, and even you can’t blow it! 🙂

Jan 6, 2023… Would you rather swim in a pool full of pure bliss or work a twelve hour shift at a fast-food restaurant during a famine? (I know what I’d choose…) Well, Scorpios will likely feel this epic dilemma of pleasure versus duties on even the smallest scale thanks to the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus. You could be tempted towards putting pleasure above responsibility this Friday. Here’s the good news: you don’t have to choose. You can find the right balance to deal with responsibilities AND make time for relaxation and/or pleasure. If anyone can add a little fun to the to-do list, it is you. Whistle while you work. No, actually, sing it at the top of your lungs. Heckin ya, Scorpster.