Category: Scorpio AV

Jan 5, 2024… I’ve got 99 (thousand) problems but the vibes ain’t one! Thanks to the energies coming from the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus and trine Saturn in Pisces, Scorpios will likely have the chance for personal growth. Talk about a win. Take advantage of these energies and work to finish up one opportunity and seek out another! There’s nothing quite like concluding a project to boost your confidence and help you gain experience to flourish. Completing one task can open you up to take on more possibilities for showing off what your mama gave you (AKA your brains). Strike gold, sweet Scorpster!

Jan 4, 2024… Welcome to Scorpio’s Invention Factory, where we cram good ideas down your throat at no cost to you! Scorpster, today’s vibes from the Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap will provide backbone for inventiveness, but you’ll want to be careful of pushing too hard and stepping on toes as you try to voice your ideas. You have some crazy cool thoughts and it’s important to share them with others, but that poor grandpa on the bus corner probably doesn’t want to hear your ideas on how to bake a new kind of bread. He just wants a nap. That said, put your feelers out and find interested people to converse with instead of holding unwilling listeners hostage. Your people are out there, Scorpio.

Jan 3, 2024… All of the screws could be coming loose as the Moon in Libra square the Sun in Cap. Scorpster, the energies will be ripe for creative thinking and sharing ideas, but if you soak up too much sun you could get sunburnt, you know? Put on some sunblock and use the energies for positive productivity. You’ve always been one for dreaming big. Why not share some of your lovely fantasies with others today? You could end up collab-ing on a masterpiece! Find your fortune, Scorpio.

Jan 2, 2024… Good news, Scorpio! That’s it. That’s what’ll be coming in on the vibes from the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and square Mercury and Mars in Sag this Tuesday. Of course, what’s “good” can be kinda subjective, right? Up to your perspective. Is the number 5 a lot? In dollars… not so much. In cheesecakes? Ya, that’s a lot. For a Scorpio, though, too much is rarely ever enough. So, take the good, the easy-going feelings today and multiply it with your own force of a burning star. Who knows what you can accomplish?!? Sparkle on, Scorpster!

Jan 1, 2024… YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well, on any other day Scorpios would be all over the truth, but the vibes reflected from Moon in Virgo trine Uranus in Taurus will try to coax you into hiding under the bed and avoiding the world. Will you be the lovely Scorpio and aim for honest communication or will you be afraid of facing the ugly truth? I say you’re brave enough to handle the ugliest of truths! Face reality with guns ablazing. Light the way for yourself and for others who come after you, Scorpster. Be the beacon of truth. Turn on the lights in here, baby!

Dec 31, 2023… Santa’s not the only one who can make a list and check it twice. With the moody energy of the Moon in Virgo trine the Sun in Cap and Jupiter in Taurus, it might be time to unpack, Scorpio. No, really. Carrying around grudges only gives you a headache and makes your back hurt. Don’t they say that bitterness is like drinking poison and then waiting for the other person to die? Mmm-hmmmm. Use the moody energy to recognize unhealed hurts and get on healing them. Rip off the band-aid, let them air out, and chuck your hit list into the nearest recycling receptacle. After all, you know the best revenge is to live your life and be happy, so go tick people off with happiness. You can do it! I believe in you!

Dec 30, 2023… You’re the best kind of candy wrapped in a piñata, but that doesn’t give you permission to beat anyone with a stick for disagreeing with you, Scorpio. Your challenge this Saturday will likely be to keep ego in check despite the vibes reflected by the Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus and trine Mars and Mercury in Sag. Libras tend to tie self-worth to ideas and beliefs, which means any disagreements today could turn volatile. Don’t let that happen! Work around the energies and channel your friendly and harmonious nature to sidestep any conflicts you encounter today like a star on the dancefloor. Stay golden, Scorpster!

Dec 29, 2023… Drowning people in truth serum won’t be particularly helpful this Friday, Scorpster. What you say may be “right” but the Moon in Leo square Pluto in Taurus, could lead you into pushing too hard to be helpful. This in turn could cause some unpleasant, uncomfortable situations. Finding a way to be helpful without being obnoxiously overbearing or overwhelming will be key. Use your brilliance in balance to strike up some ideas on how to turn these vibes into constructive, harmonious energies. BOOM! You are dynamite, Scorpio.

Dec 28, 2023… How do you hide being high when you’re around people? The secret is to ALWAYS be high. Wait, no, I’m not encouraging drug use. I’m talking about your HIGHer thinking, Scorpio! The lovely vibes as the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap, trine Venus in Scorpio and Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Leo today can help lift your consciousness to new heights, but only if you put your mind to work and start climbing to the next level. Roll a glorious blunt of knowledge and toke on THAT, Scorpster. Who knows how high you’ll go?

Dec 27, 2023… If “Get Otta Mah Face” was a mood, it might be all yours today, Scorpio. You may be gathering up lessons and powering through responsibility today with the Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries, but you may want to readjust and stop taking life so dang seriously. If you work hard, you should at least get to play hard, too. Instead of finishing one project and diving into the next, try to take a minute to appreciate your absolute badassery and reward yourself for a job so flipping well done. Sit back and give a grin! I know you want to. 🙂

Dec 26, 2023… Sometimes change sucks, but resisting and hating change doesn’t make things easier. Give yourself a break this Tuesday as change rolls in on the tides by working on accepting surprises (good or not-so-good) that come your way with the Moon opposing the Sun in Cap and trine Saturn in Pisces. Reframe that crap as a metamorphosis, you incredible little worm. You’ll become a butterfly soon, my dear Scorpster. But first you have to turn into goop and accept the transformation.

Dec 25, 2023… They say one person’s luck is another’s misfortune. Scorpios call BS on that! Who the heck are “they” anyway? There’s enough to go around and people with BRAINS understand that one doesn’t have to take advantage of another to succeed. (Insert image of me fist bumping you) Luck is what you make it and with the fortunate vibes raining down this holiday thanks to the Moon in Gemini opposing Mars and Mercury in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces, you can make a lot of goodness happen for yourself. With some tact and a boost from these vibes, you’ll likely be able to spot a good opportunity from a mile away! Make the most of your wit and the energies to forge your own “good luck.” Bibbidi bobbidi boop and booyah.