Category: Scorpio AV

Nov 10, 2023… If any of the Signs are prone to having their heads over-inflate and explode like a balloon full of hot air today, Scorpster is it. Confidence will be in the air this Friday, and Scorpios may end up overstepping their bounds, inflating their own self-importance, and could be tempted to argue a point just to be different and feel unique. Ideally, you can capitalize on the confident vibes today. Just be your fabulous, actually cool self. You’re independent, smart, and a total original without having to fake a thing! Make today great by being confidently, uniquely you!

Nov 9, 2023… We’re all mad here. Aren’t we, Scorpio? There will be amazing, white hot vibes for spiritual pursuits today while the Moon in Libra conjunct Venus. Do how you do and follow your heart no matter what the haters say. You might be a bit odd and perhaps your spiritual beliefs are, too, but who frigging cares that you’re a tad eccentric? You’re fabulous, and your peace-loving nature will guide you to choosing the right thing for you. Put on your top hat and pursue the things that bring you spiritual peace and happiness. Tell the haters to kiss your sass! They just don’t get how awesome you are. Their loss, luscious Scorpster! Their loss!

Nov 8, 2023… Get ready for a series of unfortunate events that could become your life story today, Scorpio. There will be some whimsy in the air. Okay, so the surprises in store might not actually be “unfortunate” events. Maybe they’ll be fun little Easter eggs. Or super weird but relatively neutral events. Maybe snakes popping out of a fake cashew can (Yeah, don’t fall for that!). All I know is that you best get your mind ready for some wildness to go down, Scorpster — and it might actually be right up your alley. There’s just no telling what might happen as the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Pluto in Cap and Uranus in Taurus. Stay alert and embrace the weird!

Nov 7, 2023… The Moon in Virgo will trine Jupiter in Taurus, and the energy will be ripe for a mindfluck of epic proportions! Getting twisted up about the past won’t change it, but getting a new point of view can’t hurt. Skip any desire to play the blame game and figure out where you have the power to make changes in your relationships with other people — expressing more love, creating healthy boundaries, and avoiding the temptation to moon walk your butt back to the past to retrieve an ex could all help you cope with the strong energy. Scorpio: make this day a Terrific Tuesday for the books!

Nov 6, 2023… Like realizing that there is such a thing as eating too many tacos, Scorpios could be getting poked in the face with a lesson in not going overboard this Monday. With the Moon in Leo square Mercury in Scorpio and then moving into Virgo, your white-hot passionate personality may just lead you down a rabbit hole of too-muchness, which could end up teaching you a hard lesson about how to hold back in certain situations. In the end, though, you’ll come out of this wiser than before, Scorpster. Pinky promise!

Nov 5, 2023… To panic or not to panic? That is the question! With the hedonistic vibes coming from the Moon in Leo square Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus this Sunday, Scorpios may want to run away from the unexpected new circumstances that could end up on their plate. I know I’d rather eat chocolate cake than nom on new duties. But also whatever newness comes your way could be an opportunity for awesome adventures and whatnot. Don’t shy away from your potential, Scorpster. Give them all you’ve got! Then you can let loose after the adulty tasks have been put to bed. Your potential for greatness will be great. Don’t let me down. Love ya!

Nov 4, 2023… The vibes in the air today could have Scorpios choking on hairballs and make communicating hella hard. Super ew. Instead of getting teed off at the world, you can overcome by focusing on new ways to express yourself. You’ve got a brain, so use it to master the vibes. You’re smart enough and strong enough to rise above. Think big and plan bigger. Get on your goals and you won’t have time for cranky moments. And maybe see someone about those hairballs, yeah? That’s definitely not normal…

Nov 3, 2023… Hold your horses, Scorpio. The Moon in Cancer will be opposing Pluto in Cap and trine Neptune in Pisces, which means the vibes could tempt you into being extra assertive with your ridiculously strong personal opinions. Pouring out some truth is generally good, yes. Agreed. BUT you might get truth confused with opinion. Grab the olive branch, Scorpster, rather than picking on the lesser-minded like a playground bully. The world will be better off that way, and so will you. Because those little kids on the playground have older siblings who could literally put you in the flipping hospital. Keep it chill, shine bright, and rock on.

Nov 2, 2023… Like a developing brain-eating virus being scrutinized under a microscope, Scorpios could feel like they’re at the center of attention this Thursday. Will you feel smothered or embrace the vibes of the Moon in Cancer trine the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio? That will be up to you, Scorpster. Maybe it’s about time someone pampered you and takes care of you! And if nobody steps up to care for you — because let’s be honest, people kinda suck — perhaps you can turn the vibes onto yourself. You deserve some R&R, don’t ya? That was a rhetorical question. You don’t have a say in this. The answer is yes. Period. So, if someone starts doting on you, you don’t have to put up a resistance. You can also totally dote on yourself, though. There’s no need to wait for someone else to step up. Get your warmth on!

Nov 1, 2023… That awkward moment where you buy your kid nephew a cool talking robot from Wish, but it turns out that its catchphrases are all from adult movies? Well, similar awkwardness may be experienced as Pisces could be dealing with some crossed wires, tech problems, and issues in miscommunication this Wednesday. Try not to sweat the little bloopers, though. You can laugh those off and mark them down as an inside joke for future reference. While there won’t always be a way to avoid every little mishap, keep in mind that little things really can become laughable moments. And even if something does blow up, you’ll have the ability to deal with it and come out the other side of the explosion like in one of those cool action movies.

Oct 31, 2023… Some say that good health is the slowest way to die, and I think that’s pretty great. Fast deaths usually lead to angry, confused ghosts. Moral of the story? Die slowly! Why the heck am I talking about this? Well, Scorpster, this Tuesday’s vibes will be all about health and wellness. Unfortunately, often times Scorpios struggle with their mental well-being. Practicing self-kindness and seeking out help when you’re feeling down are just two ways you can work towards being healthier and dying slowly. You could also try cuddling a bunch of puppies, engaging in a tickle war, taking a bath in chocolate pudding, or making out with a hot stranger (wait, what? That’s not very socially distant of you!). Have some ideas? Great, now go out there and win the record for the slowest dying person ever! Woo!

Oct 30, 2023… Maybe lizard people are real and they’re just all wearing disguises. Does gravity even exist? Is this all just a videogame simulation?! There are so many conspiracy theories out there and the vibes this Monday could have the smartest Scorpio feeling like perhaps everything may not be what it seems. If you’re feeling a little lost or distrusting of reality, you can always use your noggin and believe in your own superpowered intuition. In the end, the truth will set you free. Also, maybe definitely avoid drugs so that you don’t really screw up your sense of what’s real. Sorry, but no party-hardy for the Scorpster. You’ll thank me later… Just because the Moon in Taurus will be trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini, that doesn’t mean you have to totally lose your cheese and question reality as you know it. It’ll be okay. Please, no existential crises today.