Category: Scorpio AV

Dec 12, 2023… Like a dog cowering behind the curtains because someone uttered the word “bath”, Scorpio will likely try to hide from their problems this Tuesday. If anyone even whispers the word “emotions”, you will likely want to run in the opposite direction (Facts are facts. Sorry not sorry.).The Moon in Sag will conjunct Mars and the Sun, which means emotions could be turnttt uppp. You may get the urge to hide under the covers and avoid the whole damn day. Sucks because there’s no hiding from life (Trust me, I’ve tried. Several times.). What’s a Scorpster to do when the going gets tough? You get tougher! Use that brilliant brain of yours to problem solve and work through whatever emotions pop up — the good and the bad. Be the badass you’ve always been meant to be.

Dec 11, 2023… Dreamy-eyed and drooling? No, Scorpios aren’t necessarily falling in love (I mean, congrats if you are…). Rather, that starry-eyed gaze could be coming from the good vibes promoting the start of something new. The ever-thinking, ready-for-newness Scorpios will be in their element thanks to the Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces this Monday. Follow your passions into a new project! The vibes will be right for getting into something a little different than usual. Right on, Scorpster!

Dec 10, 2023… Hubba, hubba! Have you been drooling over some eye candy recently? Well Scorpio, the vibes today will be perfect for romantic encounters! Take a chance and ask out that cutie. Do something extra special with your S.O. if you already have someone. Of course, if you’re not feeling like romance you could always opt for some platonic fun with friends! The Moon in Scorpio will be opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine Neptune in Pisces and its vibe can support friendly love, too… and sometimes that’s the best kind (It usually doesn’t get icky or sticky!). If you’re alone, that doesn’t leave you out, because spending a little time just for you — unpacking and working on licking and healing some old boo-boos — can really, truly, awesomely set you up for an excellent month to come. Get your love (or self-love) on, Scorpster.

Dec 9, 2023… Scorpios know that experience is everything. Life lessons are sooo cool, right? Like that time you jumped off the sliding board with a leaf in your pocket to see if it would help you float down? Good times! But with the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, conjunct Venus, and trine Mars in Pisces, you’ll likely try to stick to the things you already know. Luckily, today’s vibes will be great for self-reflection. You could even revisit old wounds in order to learn new lessons from them. If enough time has passed since you licked your wounds that you can now look back and self-reflect without too much hurt, get busy fixing your insides. Balance the hurt with healing, Scorpster.

Dec 8, 2023… It may no longer be the 80s, but I STILL need a hero — strong, fast, and fresh from the fight! Scorpio, there will be love vibes in the air today, but not just any type of love. This love will be all about altruism as the Moon in Libra will square Pluto in Cap. Find that hero inside of you and spread some help and harmony around, whether that’s doing something physical or offering out your on-point advice. Guru Scorpster, your wisdom could seriously come in handy for other people this Friday. Time to hero up, love!

Dec 7, 2023… (Evil genius voice): Now introducing my Powerful – Empowering – Powerinator! The Moon in Libra will be opposing Chiron in Aries and square Mercury in Cap, which means power will be surging through the air for Scorpios. If you tap into these vibes, you could end up feeling powerful like an evil genius. Use your smarts and knack for balance by promoting harmony and helping the common good. Work out solutions to problems rather then expertly crafting new issues. The power will be in your hands, Scorpster. Wield it responsibly. Mwahahahahaha.

Dec 6, 2023… “Wowza. You look like crap,” won’t exactly be a helpful observation, Scorpio. Today, brutal honesty could be more hurtful than helpful. Use the vibes from the Moon in Virgo trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Libra to move beyond your normally advice-driven help. Dive deep and find ways you can ACT and BE helpful. It will be easier than you think to do a little helpful thing, or even just offering a hug. Compassionate help is more than just talking. It’s balancing words with action. Plus, doing something surprising in unexpected ways could not only make someone’s day, but also create a memory you’ll keep in your brilliant mind forever. Yas!

Dec 5, 2023… All is fair in love and war, except not really. Don’t be shocked if today’s vibes turn the people in your life upside down. Should you find yourself stuck in an argument today, remember to play fair. Now, Scorpster, that means don’t poke at weaknesses or bring up past problems. Salt in the wound will not be necessary. Keep it diplomatic. Pain does not have to beget pain. Even if you’re the one hurting, you can figure how to problem solve rather than devolve. Keep healthy boundaries and don’t let anyone walk on you — but if you approach and conflict with heart and kindness, you can turn this into an amazing day. Be the solution, not the problem.

Dec 4, 2023… You might be hella intense, Scorpio, but when you care about someone, you care deeply. That’s just how it is. And with the attachment vibes in the air, you could find yourself drawn to the feeling of needing to be needed. Your optimism and sense of humor might be just what someone needs to help them through the day. Be wary not to get pushy with your attempts to help though. Nobody wants a dirty sock shoved down their throat, yeah? Find your balance of being helpful but not forceful. You can do it!

Dec 3, 2023… I hope your hand strength is impressive, because you’re gonna wanna get a grip on yourself this Sunday, Scorpster. The vibes today will be all about letting go of things that have been building up. With the Leo Moon square Uranus in Taurus, all the hurts will be easier to talk about it than usual. What say you? Are you up for riding the vibes and dealing with your icky emotions? While Scorpios have a knack for staying impartial with truths about others, you’ll want to turn that magic of honesty onto yourself today. Acknowledge whatever gross and stressful negativity has been building up inside you. Now, let it go! Is it really that easy? Nah. But, you can work through it and you may find that it’s easier than you think. Gear up to balance your feels and own the day!

Dec 2, 2023… When you sit too long, your legs tend to get stiff and sore. So Scorpios could feel bound to the same old chair, unwilling to make decisions or change up their routine. Take my advice (I’m not using it anyway): changes, even small ones, can be better than sitting there because your legs feel like achey jello. Even if you choose “incorrectly” and things go a bit sideways, you’ll still have an experience to look back on and laugh about. Memories are wildcards like that. For realsies, if you never make any mistakes or take any chances, you aren’t very likely to learn or grow. Scorpsters often prefer their own versions of reality to, well, actual reality. However, it’s okay to be a little adventurous and take the scary routes from time to time. The more you explore, the more you know, and the more you know, the less you have to fear. Get out of the chair and breathe in some fresh air. You could be surprised by how delicious it tastes.

Dec 1, 2023… What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas — unless you contract a disease. Then that gank comes home with you. What’s that have to do with today’s horoscope forecast? Not crap. It’s just a lesson about practicing good health habits. Anyway, today Scorpios will likely deal with a bubbling brook of disagreements and differing opinions. Because your strong opinions are often linked to your sense of self, you could feel like you’re under attack when people disagree with you thanks to the Moon in Leo trine Mars in Sag and square Jupiter in Taurus. Sigh. Try to open yourself up to conversational debates without getting too attached to your beliefs. It’s okay to want to stick to your guns, but you could be missing out on some interesting opinions if you push away people who don’t agree with you. Ride on the vibes of intellect and foster a yearning for learning to turn uncomfortable disagreements into engaging discussions. You’re gonna learn today — sweet!