Category: Scorpio AV

Dec 24, 2023… Perhaps the only thing more infuriating to a Scorpio than saying the wrong thing is not knowing what to say at all. I mean, what the fork? But with this Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces vibe, you could have a lot on your mind and not know what to say or how to say it without sounding like a jerk, a nerd, or from outerspace. Hope shall not be lost, though. As it happens, patience will be the remedy to your speechless frustrations. Give yourself time to think and process. Your epic smarts and ability to think outside that big old box that other people live their lives in will give you an edge over all the other Signs. The words will come, Scorpster. Patience.

Dec 23, 2023… The mad scientist shall unleash their greatest monstrosity in the wake of the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and opposing Venus in Scorpio. Okay, so some Scorpios aren’t mad scientists types (are YOU?), but I’m sure you have some eccentric and electric ideas bubbling in your brain. Take advantage of the shift from thinking to doing by putting your ideas into action. Whatever schemes you’ve got filed away in your brain, use the vibes today to make progress on those dreams. Not just a dreamer anymore, Scorpster! Mwahahahaha!

Dec 22, 2023… All work and no play makes most people total grump asses. You especially, oh great restless one! Scorpio, you will likely struggle extra hard between wanting to play like a kid versus having to work and fulfill adulty responsibilities with the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury in Cap. Get the important stuff done, for sure, but also sing off key in the shower, the car, while on line for coffee, and so on. Honestly… what are you even doing if Friday isn’t at least a little fun? Hmmm? Sweet Scales, you deserve some excitement and jolly good laughs to balance out a loooong week of the daily grind. Friday Fun Day, here you come! Hey, recess isn’t exclusively for kids.

Dec 21, 2023… Easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy! Well, “easy” might not be the best word to describe the vibes. But the vibes of the Moon in Aries trine the Sun in Sag will bring with them some intuition, which will likely be perfect for learning new stuff and gaining new skills. Tap into these energies, and you could have an easier time accomplishing tasks and picking up new abilities, Scorpster. Intuition can help make learning stuff seem almost effortless compared to most other days. Talk about easy, breezy, beautiful Scorpio.

Dec 20, 2023… Setting your house on fire to kill a scary bug? Yeah, Scorpios might want to do that today… then regret it. So, put away the matches and step away (far away) from the butane torch, bud. Thanks to the vibes coming from Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron and trine Mars in Sag, over-reactions will be all up in the air today. These vibes could have the Scorpios feeling unbalanced and doing some wild ish, but only if you give in. You could try instead to use the vibes and give yourself an extra boost of something you need — confidence, creativity, spicy-ness… There’s no such thing as “too much” when it comes to feeling good.

Dec 19, 2023… Friendly, loveable weirdo or cold-hearted d-bag: two sides of the same Scorpio coin. With the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square the Sun in Sag, then moving into Aries to square Mercury in Cap, Scorpsters could be challenged to balance the vibes as you teter between pursuing incredible growth or suffering from an irritating case of aloofness. Honestly, the way the vibes show up in your life this Tuesday will be 100% up to you. You can use them to grow and learn and do amazing lovely things or you could be a lazy bonez and let the Universe push you into detaching from the world. Totally up to you. No judgements here… (cough, cough).

Dec 18, 2023… If Scorpios were all given the same middle name at birth, the name would be Weird. Or Stable Strangeling. No? Badass Banshee! Okay, well, maybe your Mom was better at this than I am. But with the Moon in Pisces square Mars in Sag and trine Venus in Scorpio encouraging strange adventures, you’ll likely find that you feel totally in your element. Weirdness abounds! Be aware that surprises and the unexpected could be in store with a real draw to let it all hang out. With that in mind, revel in your glory and use the weird to your advantage! I now dub thee Stable Strangeling Scorpster.

Dec 17, 2023… I’ll take my coffee like I take my future — dark and bitter. Okay, so you probably won’t be feeling THAT pessimistic this Sunday, Scorpio, but you could be feeling the mature vibes of the Moon moving into Pisces to conjunct Saturn and it may seem like a good idea to take your coffee black — like an adult does. You know what? Take your darn covfefe however you darn well please and rule this lover’s (or loner’s) day like a boss adulty person. Because you are. Just because you love your own uniqueness, that drummer beat you’re pounding on your own doesn’t mean you can’t run with the big kids. There’s much to be accomplished, Scorpster — Believe, achieve, and then complain about your aching back. How’s that for adulting?

Dec 16, 2023… Psst. Hey, you. I’ve got a good deal for ya under my trench coat. Wanna see? SURPRISE, Scorpio! No, I’m not naked (yikes). I’m showing you that the Universe will be on its best behavior as the Moon in Aquarius squares Venus in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus — and it’ll be sending unexpected, unique surprises or changes on the vibes this Saturday! Keep your ears peeled and your eyes listening for the little things that can pop up unforeseen. There be good crud going around today. Get your fill, Scorpster!

Dec 15, 2023… Butting heads and biting tongues? Could be a kinky Friday night, but that’s probably just actually the lowest level of a Scorpio as the vibes of miscommunication reflected by the Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and then moving into Aquarius to square Jupiter in Taurus encouraging disagreements and stabby-stab feelings. Don’t be THAT lowly version of yourself, Scorpster. Kick the Universe in the family jewels, use its hunched over body as a step stool, and reach for higher vibes of harmony and balance this Friday. You don’t have to crumble under the communication breakdown. You can rise above it!

Dec 14, 2023… Testy, testy Scorpio. No need to smack faces or push people off the dock of the bay. The vibes today will likely have people on edge and gearing up for battle with the Moon in Cap square Chiron in Aries and trine Uranus in Taurus, shooting off their cannons like it’s WWZ. Keep a level head and use this insight to guide you away from the explosive naval battles and potential shipwrecks. Let other people hash out their drama if they must, but don’t go engaging in fights or sinking anyone’s battleship, Scorpster. You got better things to do with your life and no one rises above the fray like you. Harmony for the win!

Dec 13, 2023… Dream on, Scorpio! No, that’s not sarcasm. The vibes today will be fantastic for dreaming new dreams. But first, you’ll want to finish up your current projects. Don’t leave things undone to pursue new passions or else that crud could haunt you, for reals. Use the energy from the Moon in Cap conjunct Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus to conclude your current chapter and get ready to start typing the next arc in your story! Out with the old, in with the brand freaking new!