Category: Scorpio AV

Dec 16, 2023… Psst. Hey, you. I’ve got a good deal for ya under my trench coat. Wanna see? SURPRISE, Scorpio! No, I’m not naked (yikes). I’m showing you that the Universe will be on its best behavior as the Moon in Aquarius squares Venus in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus — and it’ll be sending unexpected, unique surprises or changes on the vibes this Saturday! Keep your ears peeled and your eyes listening for the little things that can pop up unforeseen. There be good crud going around today. Get your fill, Scorpster!

Dec 15, 2023… Butting heads and biting tongues? Could be a kinky Friday night, but that’s probably just actually the lowest level of a Scorpio as the vibes of miscommunication reflected by the Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and then moving into Aquarius to square Jupiter in Taurus encouraging disagreements and stabby-stab feelings. Don’t be THAT lowly version of yourself, Scorpster. Kick the Universe in the family jewels, use its hunched over body as a step stool, and reach for higher vibes of harmony and balance this Friday. You don’t have to crumble under the communication breakdown. You can rise above it!

Dec 14, 2023… Testy, testy Scorpio. No need to smack faces or push people off the dock of the bay. The vibes today will likely have people on edge and gearing up for battle with the Moon in Cap square Chiron in Aries and trine Uranus in Taurus, shooting off their cannons like it’s WWZ. Keep a level head and use this insight to guide you away from the explosive naval battles and potential shipwrecks. Let other people hash out their drama if they must, but don’t go engaging in fights or sinking anyone’s battleship, Scorpster. You got better things to do with your life and no one rises above the fray like you. Harmony for the win!

Dec 13, 2023… Dream on, Scorpio! No, that’s not sarcasm. The vibes today will be fantastic for dreaming new dreams. But first, you’ll want to finish up your current projects. Don’t leave things undone to pursue new passions or else that crud could haunt you, for reals. Use the energy from the Moon in Cap conjunct Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus to conclude your current chapter and get ready to start typing the next arc in your story! Out with the old, in with the brand freaking new!

Dec 12, 2023… Like a dog cowering behind the curtains because someone uttered the word “bath”, Scorpio will likely try to hide from their problems this Tuesday. If anyone even whispers the word “emotions”, you will likely want to run in the opposite direction (Facts are facts. Sorry not sorry.).The Moon in Sag will conjunct Mars and the Sun, which means emotions could be turnttt uppp. You may get the urge to hide under the covers and avoid the whole damn day. Sucks because there’s no hiding from life (Trust me, I’ve tried. Several times.). What’s a Scorpster to do when the going gets tough? You get tougher! Use that brilliant brain of yours to problem solve and work through whatever emotions pop up — the good and the bad. Be the badass you’ve always been meant to be.

Dec 11, 2023… Dreamy-eyed and drooling? No, Scorpios aren’t necessarily falling in love (I mean, congrats if you are…). Rather, that starry-eyed gaze could be coming from the good vibes promoting the start of something new. The ever-thinking, ready-for-newness Scorpios will be in their element thanks to the Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces this Monday. Follow your passions into a new project! The vibes will be right for getting into something a little different than usual. Right on, Scorpster!

Dec 10, 2023… Hubba, hubba! Have you been drooling over some eye candy recently? Well Scorpio, the vibes today will be perfect for romantic encounters! Take a chance and ask out that cutie. Do something extra special with your S.O. if you already have someone. Of course, if you’re not feeling like romance you could always opt for some platonic fun with friends! The Moon in Scorpio will be opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine Neptune in Pisces and its vibe can support friendly love, too… and sometimes that’s the best kind (It usually doesn’t get icky or sticky!). If you’re alone, that doesn’t leave you out, because spending a little time just for you — unpacking and working on licking and healing some old boo-boos — can really, truly, awesomely set you up for an excellent month to come. Get your love (or self-love) on, Scorpster.

Dec 9, 2023… Scorpios know that experience is everything. Life lessons are sooo cool, right? Like that time you jumped off the sliding board with a leaf in your pocket to see if it would help you float down? Good times! But with the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, conjunct Venus, and trine Mars in Pisces, you’ll likely try to stick to the things you already know. Luckily, today’s vibes will be great for self-reflection. You could even revisit old wounds in order to learn new lessons from them. If enough time has passed since you licked your wounds that you can now look back and self-reflect without too much hurt, get busy fixing your insides. Balance the hurt with healing, Scorpster.

Dec 8, 2023… It may no longer be the 80s, but I STILL need a hero — strong, fast, and fresh from the fight! Scorpio, there will be love vibes in the air today, but not just any type of love. This love will be all about altruism as the Moon in Libra will square Pluto in Cap. Find that hero inside of you and spread some help and harmony around, whether that’s doing something physical or offering out your on-point advice. Guru Scorpster, your wisdom could seriously come in handy for other people this Friday. Time to hero up, love!

Dec 7, 2023… (Evil genius voice): Now introducing my Powerful – Empowering – Powerinator! The Moon in Libra will be opposing Chiron in Aries and square Mercury in Cap, which means power will be surging through the air for Scorpios. If you tap into these vibes, you could end up feeling powerful like an evil genius. Use your smarts and knack for balance by promoting harmony and helping the common good. Work out solutions to problems rather then expertly crafting new issues. The power will be in your hands, Scorpster. Wield it responsibly. Mwahahahahaha.

Dec 6, 2023… “Wowza. You look like crap,” won’t exactly be a helpful observation, Scorpio. Today, brutal honesty could be more hurtful than helpful. Use the vibes from the Moon in Virgo trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Libra to move beyond your normally advice-driven help. Dive deep and find ways you can ACT and BE helpful. It will be easier than you think to do a little helpful thing, or even just offering a hug. Compassionate help is more than just talking. It’s balancing words with action. Plus, doing something surprising in unexpected ways could not only make someone’s day, but also create a memory you’ll keep in your brilliant mind forever. Yas!

Dec 5, 2023… All is fair in love and war, except not really. Don’t be shocked if today’s vibes turn the people in your life upside down. Should you find yourself stuck in an argument today, remember to play fair. Now, Scorpster, that means don’t poke at weaknesses or bring up past problems. Salt in the wound will not be necessary. Keep it diplomatic. Pain does not have to beget pain. Even if you’re the one hurting, you can figure how to problem solve rather than devolve. Keep healthy boundaries and don’t let anyone walk on you — but if you approach and conflict with heart and kindness, you can turn this into an amazing day. Be the solution, not the problem.