Category: Scorpio AV

  • Scorpio 2-10-24

    Feb 10, 2024… Growing pains suck donkey dong, but you can take it like a mature person, right Scorpio? I sure hope so because growth will be in the air this Saturday thanks to the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn. You can either take these energies and grow like a vibrant blossoming flower or sprout up like a prickly, angry cactus. Try taking the high road and level yourself up in some aspect of your life with dignity. You could whine like a baby about the personal growth, but why ruin your own day? Dance to the beat of your potential, Scorpster.

  • Scorpio 2-9-24

    Feb 9, 2024… If sniffing people makes them uncomfortable, find new people to smell. Scorpio, the Moon in Aquarius conjunct the Sun and square Uranus in Taurus will be reflecting vibes that’ll be prime for new starts and ideal for making room for new love interests. Of course if revving up the romance isn’t your thang, you can totally just ignore the love vibes and focus on fresh starts in other areas of your life. Use the vibes to be who (and where) you want to be, Scorpster. Go beyond!

  • Scorpio 2-8-24

    Feb 8, 2024… Well, hello there. Have you been working out because that brain of yours seems to be bulging with muscles, Scorpio. This Thursday’s vibes from the Moon in Aquarius conjunct Pluto and Mercury and square Jupiter in Taurus will promote a meeting of the minds, so prepare thyself for brainy conversations and enlightening chats, either IRL or online. You could pursue some people-ing today or perhaps a stranger might strike up a conversation with you. Whatever happens, try being open to some friendly, informative interactions so that you can exchange ideas and level up in learning. Have at it, Scorpster!

  • Scorpio 2-7-24

    Feb 7, 2024… Oh my, what an amazing brain you have, Scorpio! There will be quite a helping of intuitive vibes coming from the trine Moon in Cap conjunct Venus and trine Uranus in Taurus, which means that brilliant mind of yours could be inundated with creative ideas that’ll be heckin useful and your problem solving abilities will likely be on point. Put these vibes and your brain to good use, smarty Scorpster. You could use them to conquer the Universe, but that’s a lot to do in a single day so maybe just do little, important things instead. Wow us with your seductively impressive mind moves!

  • Scorpio 2-6-24

    Feb 6, 2024… Sorry, what did you say? I wasn’t paying attention. Anyway, Scorpios will likely find themselves not paying attention to what others tell them as the Moon in Cap trine Jupiter in Taurus forks with communications. You could be sucked into staring into your phone or at your computer screen and ignoring the people around you. Tear yourself away from the stuff that doesn’t matter so much and give your attention to the important people in your life. Beat the vibes, be a decent human being, and rock on, Scorpster.

  • Scorpio 2-5-24

    Feb 5, 2024… Ever tried diplomacy? All the cool kids are smoking it these days, Scorpio. Okay, not really. BUT thanks to the vibes from the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces, diplomacy can come easier than usual this Monday, balanced Scales. Crabby people on a crappy Monday can’t stop you from helping to resolve arguments or acting as devil’s advocate! Whether you’re working to help others or you find yourself in a jam, you can use these energies to smooth over arguments and mediate like a champ. Get to it, Scorpster!

  • Scorpio 2-4-24

    Feb 4, 2024… Oh, look, the Moon is inside of an archer! Mmm, that sounds weird, doesn’t it? Well, with a Moon in Sag will square Saturn in Pisces this Sunday, weird ideas and creativity could be absolutely supported and totally on point for Scorpios. Relish in the vibes and use them towards constructive awesomeness, like connecting with interesting people (IRL or online), inventing cool new stuff, or going on strange (affordable, not illegal) adventures. With the Moon’s aspects, there’s not much you can’t do. Let the possibilities flow, smarty Scorpster!

  • Scorpio 2-3-24

    Feb 3, 2024… Dangerously delicious, the chatty Scorpio could become a smooth-talking gangsta as their charisma peaks thanks to vibes coming from the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine Neptune in Pisces. Your friendly nature could transform into hella flirty OR impressive leadership material, depending on what you’re aiming for this Saturday. If you go for the flirty, be careful not to lead someone on. If you feel like leading, try to work towards something productive and collaborative. Use those powers of gab for good, smarty Scorpster. Mesmerize with your greatness!

  • Scorpio 2-2-24

    Feb 2, 2024… Buckle up when you’re in a vehicle, buckle down when you’re under piles of responsibilities. Scorpios may be tempted to jump overboard as duties weigh on their minds, but the energies coming from the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, trine Saturn in Pisces and square the Sun in Aquarius will be perfect for fortifying your will and taking on those tasks. Don’t look at the whole pie of problems. Take things on one slice at a time, bite by bite. With some boosted resolve and a game plan, you can handle this junk called responsibilities (PSA: not actually junk). You can do this, Scorpio.

  • Scorpio 2-1-24

    Feb 1, 2024… Bow down to the magic eight ball! Scorpios may find themselves seeking faith as the Moon in Libra will be square Mercury in Cap and then moving to Scorpio to square Pluto in Aquarius sends their soul on a spiritual journey of questions. Don’t fret, Scorpster. No matter your beliefs, you can find ways to bolster your faith. Asking questions and seeking answers will be key here. Right, magic eight ball? (shakes). It says, “Ask again later.” Well, crap. Still, go forth anyway and make your faith through knowledge-searching. Seek out the magnificent to brighten your soul.

  • Scorpio 1-31-24

    Jan 31, 2024… Boys and girls of every age, wouldn’t you like to see something strange? Well, look, here comes some spiritual growth for Scorpio! Whoa! That’s right, the vibes from the Moon in Libra square Mars in Cap will be kick-ass for getting your spiritual growth on — just in time for spring cleaning! Time to throw out the old crud that doesn’t help you flourish, my friend. Whatever soul food you’re needing, grab it up without hesitation. Your sweet soul deserves some tender loving care!

  • Scorpio 1-30-24

    Jan 30, 2024… Tell me what you want, what you really, really want! Well, you don’t actually have to tell ME. Scorpio, I’m telling you that communication about love will be boosted by the vibes coming from the Moon in Libra square Venus in Cap and trine Pluto and the Sun in Aquarius. Tell your special someone what you really, really want. If you don’t have an SO, the vibes will totally support pursuit of love interests or pushing a little extra passion into an intellectual project. Wherever you stand on matters of the heart (or the groin), your ambitions can be achieved this Tuesday, Scorpster. Let’s get freaky!