Category: Capricorn AV

Like a cocooned caterpillar, Cappy will have the chance to transform and evolve into a majestic hippopotamus! Or a platypus, even. While the vibes today may feel a bit heavy, there will also be the opportunity to reinvent yourself. Perhaps this Wednesday you can challenge yourself to ride on the wrecking ball and swing from the chandelier. Tear the old stuff down with this vibe! Let go of the past. Exorcise the ghosts. Put those zombies back in their graves, dammit. Use the vibes today to make a change and unshackle yourself from the past. As hard as it may be, letting go of things that are holding you back can be the best way to free yourself up and move forward. Become the platypus you were always meant to be, Cap!

Every day is leg day when you run from your problems, right, Cappy? I know it’s 5 o’clock somewhere, but those pesky emotions aren’t going to go away because you’re hiding from them (or running from them, drinking them away). This Tuesday will be like an emotion mirror in HD. And, frankly, you’ll look wrinkly as all hell if you don’t let loose. Try sinking into those feelings instead with music or a mood-appropriate movie. Get em out. Yell, cry, punch a pillow, or love fiercely. Get randomly kind. Whatever speaks to you. You will likely help you avoid a hell of an emotional hangover tomorrow and you might make this world a little better in the meantime.

Heeeerrrrreeee’s Cappy! Slow down there, buddy. Don’t go trying to bust your way into a solution. Today will not be the day for rash decisions — but for working through old problems to gain new perspective. It may feel like one step forward, three steps back, but addressing old baggage will help keep you from lugging it forward. It could be a weight off if you deal with it while the energy will be ideal for taking action, rather than ignoring it for another day.

Capricorns should be prepared with duct tape to get through this day. Ideal placement? Your big mouth. LOL. While we can all appreciate a wicked sense of humor, you may want to think rather than say the smart ass comments that you could find springing to your lips. If you can break through any emotional constipation (and the duct tape), it will likely be an amazing vibe to express your emotions more easily with these vibes. Just try to leave the sarcasm at home and use that fire for loving, passionate words and you’ll find this can be a Sunday for the history books.

Shots, shot, shots, everybodyyy — except not today. Already brilliant Capricorns could face some serious extra baggage today. Don’t drink too much, as they will go down waaaaay too easy. You’ll benefit from actively seeking out healthy ways to decompress and destress that don’t end in a 4 am walk of shame. Let the energies fill you with insight into your needs today, whether that’s a warm bubble bath or an extra chocolate chip cookie for dessert. Self-care will be key to getting through today on a positive wave.

Don’t go chasing waterfalls, Cappy. Today’s energies will be ripe for extremely potent emotions with an extra push towards chasing after something you’ve lost to the point of crossing lines and going too far. If you chase waterfalls, you could end up falling 167 feet down Niagara Falls. Fight back the urge to take a plunge in a barrel and you’ll be just fine. Keep your cool today.

Capricorns will be kind of like a squishy communal sponge, but instead of soaking up water and suds, they soak up negative energy from other people. That could be a serious problem today, because the vibes today can lead to some serious feelings of stagnation. If you pick on that caged-up vibe from other people, don’t just soak it up. Try talking it out and use stories of your own struggles to help them. You’re an intuition guru, so you’ll know exactly what to say.

If your intuition tells you to climb an electric fence to help an alligator on the other side, don’t do it, Cap. While normally the Capricorns of the world are very insightful and driven, today’s forecast predicts clouds with a chance of being at odds with yourself. An inner battle can cause some serious disruptions with your otherwise well-honed intuition. Your fight for stability may be harder because, in addition to the weight of your own inner demons, you take on the gloom and doom of the people around you sometimes. For the love of all that is good, take care of your emotional needs this time around. You will feel fantastic with today’s vibes if you focus more on self care today and less on everyone else’s drama.

Capricorns will likely navigate the currents of an epic onslaught of thoughts and emotions with a little more ease than other signs. No, not by getting completely day drunk by noon. You’ve got this without having to add extra ingredients. Still, while a lot of signs can’t ride the high tide of emotions today, this energy will be your specialty. In the words of Dory, just keep swimming. Don’t let people drag you to the bottom of the cesspool — and perhaps you might also be able to help someone you care about come up for air.

Like a decent kid (not one of the spoiled, bratty types) with a Golden Ticket to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, there’s so much potential for Cappy! The vibes today are powerfully positive and everything you touch could get bigger and better (no, that’s not an innuendo, you perv). Caps can ride this energy into some great ideas and fun times. Yee — and I cannot stress this enough — haw!

If you tell someone that you just got advice from some feral Goat, they’ll probably write you off as bat poop crazy. In regards to Signs, though, you Capricorns are quite steady. With this vibe, your ability to care for people is strong, especially coupled with your knack for deep thoughts. The energy today may even have you wanting to teach someone something. Listen to your heart as well as your head if you feel the urge to offer someone guidance today. You can be a rocking guru.

If a cactus asks for a hug, don’t comply. You’re probably hallucinating. Why are you in the desert, anyway? Are you lost? Well, Capricorns are often stuck in the desert, trying to help other people find water and hugging random cacti who look lonely. With vibes like these today, love could be showering you. Your challenge will be to not allow your love and compassion for others drain you dry. Let yourself be loved and cared for. You deserve a little pampering and possibly some medical attention for all those needles the cactus stuck ya with. Don’t hug any cacti today, buddy. Hug yourself instead.