Category: Capricorn AV

Keep your middle finger in your pocket, Cappy, and back right up. You may find yourself road-ragey and, well, a little impatient today. The vibes will reflect an ability to see the big picture. Losing your cool won’t get you where you want to go any faster, and being able to practice patience and see that big picture will help you learn valuable lessons. Calm your pits-or-what-have-you, and use your natural enthusiasm for starting new things and you might just be surprised at how it all turns out. Now… Onward!

Slow the heck down. Your natural impatience could trip you up while you’re giving serious side eye to everyone who doesn’t work as smart or as fast as you. We all know you’re a badass, but stay humble, my Cappy friend, and use that fire power you’re known for to deal with your stuff. Today’s vibe could be a chance to show off your mad skills at multitasking or leadership. You can choose to channel it into helping someone else and giving a leg up to a human in need of your zesty superpowers. Now, get out there and kick Sunday’s tail.

If ever Capricorns wanted to slap the Moon out of the galaxy, this Saturday may just be the day they try. Thanks to the Universe’s vibes today, communicating what’s on your mind will likely be a huge challenge because, well, EmOtIoNs. Instead of getting frustrated and shooting a bazooka at the Moon, try shifting your perspective and focusing on what you can control in the moment. You can handle any feels they toss your way — and make things even better than you ever dreamed. You’re tough like that. I believe in you, Cappy.

Well, Cappy, what can I say? The Universe may decide to give you a little break as the vibes surround you with clarity and better communication. Don’t question it. Just go with the flow this time around. Don’t put your hand in the gift horse’s mouth, you know? Enjoy the good vibes and use them to your advantage this Friday. Some clarity combined with your natural intuitive powers may be just the ticket to helping yourself or someone else. Cap, you could be someone’s superhero today. But no pressure. You just do you and use the vibes to make some good times, okay? You got this in the bag, Boo.

No one wants to see “professional jerk” on a resume. That’s not exactly a special skill. Sometimes, being an assertive self-starter can come across as being a big fat jerkface when you don’t take care with your delivery, Cappy. Today you may be in charge of conflict resolution at work or in your personal life. Own it the badass you are, but don’t be cocky about it. The vibe today will be all about resolving conflict and feeling the love. Get those problems taken care of, so you can truly connect with the people you care about without the headache of drama. Go get em, Cap!

Throwing your laptop out the window, beating the absolute crap out of the office printer, or running over your phone with your car repeatedly after the battery died for the umpteenth time may not be the best way to handle frustrations with tech today. Want to survive the day? Don’t rely on texting or DMs to get your point across. Avoid misunderstandings by making a phone call or having a face-to-face interaction. Not an in-your-face face-to-face, Cappy. Your tone in text could be misinterpreted as aggressive today, so have a conversation and remember to keep your cool no matter how steamed you get when dealing with others, and you’ll have an awesome day!

Running like it’s the zombie apocalypse will be one option to address today. Maybe no one will be after eating your brains (um, I really hope not), but getting moving with a little physical activity may help you feel a little better. Chair yoga, a few quick stretches, or your favorite water sport could all be good options, time permitting, to put a little motivation into this Tuesday. You, Cappy, may find it easy to tackle at least one health goal today.

Dealing with two-faced, lying so-and-sos? You know the type. They open their pie holes & out pop the lies. Cappy, you can be a little too trusting, and while that can get you in trouble, you’ll want to avoid going to the other extreme of trusting no one. Be smart and pay attention to your intuition. If you do, you may figure out who your real friends are — and hopefully, appreciate them rather than focusing on the haters.

Confucius once said, “Stop complaining about what you can’t change and get off your ass and do something about what you can.” Okay, so maybe I made that up. That’s still a solid life motto. Decisions you’ve been avoiding could show up with the consequences of any inaction today. If you’ve been working your ass off to achieve your dreams, you might start to see some rewards from your efforts. The vibes today will be all about seeing how your choices impact your life, Cappy. Courage is a strength of yours, so if you really want to make some changes, get your bravery on!

Capricorns are generally fantastic, intellectual guides for others, but they aren’t necessarily the best at helping themselves. HOWEVER! That can change today because the vibes this Saturday will be great for personal growth. Your love of happy endings? That starts with you. You make your own happy ending. Use the vibes of growth we’ll be having today to become a better version of yourself who faces reality as it comes. Your weaknesses will only stay weaknesses until you decide to improve yourself. What a revelation! Time to grow, Cap.

Capricorns could be feeling like the baddest MFers today. While these vibes will be great for ringing in the weekend, you’ll want to be sure to find a good place to channel them. Too much of a good thing can be really bad, Cap. You dig me? Cool. Lunch isn’t delightful at all on its way back UP. Instead, you might try sharing your ideas, put on a brave face and deal with a problem (or person) that’s been nagging at you recently, or maybe take over the tri-state area. Try for some good old fashioned progress propelled by confidence, Capricorn. Who knows what you can achieve?

Blub, blub. Like a fish swimming through the ocean, minding its own damn business, KABLAM. T-boned by a submarine. What do ya know?! Well, since Goats aren’t fish, the surprises in store for you this Wednesday may not be THAT dramatic, but they’ll probably keep you on your toes. Your day will turn out to be awesome sauce or total crap based on how you handle it. Even not so pleasant situations have a rainbow at the end of them, if you bother looking for them. Let your romantic, fantastical imagination be your guide today. Get to it, Cappy.