Category: Capricorn AV

If you hug the wrong person in public, you’ll probs get tazed or punched in the throat. Consent, Cappy! Today’s vibes will have people on high alert for being smothered and touched without permission, which could put your intensity in a bind. Your hot self may get you into trouble today if you cross into personal spaces. Nurturing energies are filling the air and they have some people hiding in dumpsters to avoid feelings. Not you, though, because you’re an embracer of feelings and you often enjoy helping others. This Thursday, however, you may need to fly away from your usual urge to merge and simply be present to help when asked rather than acting as a first responder for people who you think might possibly maybe need some help. Relax a little and enjoy some time of not being relied on. You’re so important — so give yourself a hug.

An optimistic Cap walks into a bar? Sounds like the start of a bad joke, but anyway, optimism will be encouraged with today’s vibes. Woohoo! In fact, things could really fall into place if you let them, Cappy. Try not to stand in the way of your own light, buddy. Good things can happen, even to you. Don’t fight the good and try not to self-sabotage. Embrace the fortuitous vibes. Heck, let your heart enjoy some optimism for once. That stuff’s no joke. It’s powerful stuff. Try it out!

The ever lively Cap could get shipped off to an asylum thanks to the odd vibes coming in this Tuesday. Seriously, the weirdest friggin things could come pouring out of your mouth. Beware the Jabberwocky! I mean, as long as you don’t start speaking in tongues at the grocery store or running around screaming that the end is nigh, you’ll probably be okay. After all, a little weirdness keeps conversations interesting. You might just be in your element today, social Goat!

With today’s energy, chances could be good that you’ll inadvertently dig up a secret. Just take some of that tape you may or may not have been considering for bedroom play and stick it to your mouth before you feel tempted to tell what may not be your business, Cap. Focus the day’s passion on dealing with your own stuff, flirting, and processing any surprises, but avoid gossip like a manager on a Monday.

Is that your phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, Cappy? Love, balance, and communication will be in the air today. Talk about a double whammy with a triple serving of awesome sauce. Whether you’re thirsting for true love, want to have a good time with your pals, or in the mood for a Netflix and chill kind of thang, the vibes will totally be in your favor for kindling your relationship or reinforcing bonds with your bestie. Sometimes people suck, but today people can be awesome. Smooth socializing, Cap!

If you enjoy being slapped in the face by the Universe, then you’re gonna adore the vibes coming at you today! Oh… you don’t like that? Mm. Didn’t think so, Cappy. Fortunately, there won’t really be any smacking going on. This Saturday will be a lick-your-wounds-and-move-forward kind of day. Put on your sturdiest suit of armor, grab the first aid kit and get ready to heal from any recent uphill battles. And if the Universe tries to keep you down, guess what? You’re stronger than any woo-woo energies. Whatever struggles come your way, you can deal and overcome. Kick butt and take names — you know, the usual.

Capricorns can be cuddly bugs today! Needy much? Bundle that with the Cappy’s loving nature, today’s vibes and you could easily end up smothering the people you’re trying to help today. You may just be trying to connect deeply (is there any other way?), but the vibe today for some signs will be all about THEM longing to be free. So, if loved ones seem like they are pulling away from your passionate love, don’t take it too personally or hold a grudge. They’re dealing with their own issues and it’s not really about you. Point that intense nurturing vibe at yourself and you can’t go wrong.

Ah, yeah! It’s Thursday, and you’re going to want to chuck your worries into the bucket. Yes… it’s true. A hot energy for a Cap to just exist will be hanging in the air. Ride this fierce feeling like a powerful wave lifting you to where you want to go today. Growth, change, striving for more — all possible with this vibe that’s like a big restart button. That thing you’ve been wanting more than anything else on your plate, Cappy? It’s a great vibe to go for it — no matter what your IT is. You’ve got this!

There will be days when Capricorns may feel like a ghost, hidden and invisible in the background, so they’ll go all poltergeist and stuff in order to draw attention to themselves. We see you. I know, it can be hard if you don’t feel worthwhile. That’s why you could be headed into a poltergeist-level explosion in an attempt to feel like you are more than what you’re feeling this Wednesday. There will be a ton of ways to turn this energy into something productive rather than destructive! You could create and make art to express your feelings. Or you might reach out to a friend to talk through your intensity. Adapt and use your incredible imagination to come up with solutions. Whatever you do, though, don’t seek to be the center of attention by giving in to scary ghosty outbursts. You are so much more than that.

My Cappy friend, your intentions might be good, but be careful that people may not want your unsolicited advice, even if pulled to dish some out today with how the vibes are. Your help could do more harm than good if the person you’re offering it to just doesn’t want it. Pushy isn’t going to cut it today, so going right on through will have the exact opposite impact that you may want. Instead of trying to fix someone’s problems, just be there, Cap. Listen without judgment. Be a friend. because we know when a Goat chooses to be the rock for someone, there will be no stopping any team they are on.

Capricorns are masters of the cry-laugh. Are they having a good time or do they want to curl into a ball and stop existing? Hard to tell. Sobbing… Giggling… It’s all the same. Today’s vibes will likely bring out your moody side. You may feel very emotional if you toss in your wet towel and give into today’s energies. Well, screw that noise. Make today amazing by focusing on the positive, assertive vibes, and try not to absorb any negativity that other humans might be throwing at you like darts at the bar. You don’t need that garbage. Just keep swimming. Your intuition will be on point and easy seas are ahead.

Get ready to rumble!!! No, that’s not a sports-ball term. It’s waaay better than that. It means today’s energy can make for a smooth day! Cappy, that means you’ll be exposed to solid vibes that can help you clarify your goals and work towards progress like a boss. Use these vibes to figure out what you’d like to accomplish. It doesn’t have to be a five year plan or anything. Maybe just decide on how to make progress you can be proud of today. Carpe diem, you amazing Goat.