Category: Capricorn AV

BOO! Did I get ya?! Well, Cap, you’ll likely want to keep your eyes peeled as the vibes today unleash interesting energies. You could experience some unexpected twists and turns, and that’s something you can either grow with or get torn down by. Your greatest challenge might just be learning to roll with the punches rather than breaking down if things don’t go according to plan. Exercise flexibility of your brain, Cappy. In turn, you could surprise the Universe. Oh yeahhh.

Rabbit hole got your brain, Cap? Gross. You might be better off throwing your tongue to the Cheshire cat. The vibes today will unleash mind-boggling energies that will likely promote difficulty with thinking. You could experience some serious mind blocks one minute, and the next, your brain could go into overdrive, leading to over-analysis. Still that swinging pendulum of madness by finding your zen. You could try some relaxation techniques or just do a little, simple thing that makes you happy. Onward and out of the rabbit hole you go!

Tempted to tell everyone to grow the heck up. Tempted to say fork it and leave. Either way, f-bombs could be locked and loaded, ready to fire away. Today’s vibes will be VERY easy-going, but it won’t be easy to feel like the only adult adulting on a day when you might actually like to be relaxing on a beach or reading for pleasure. Stepping over obstacles and keeping your balance will help you navigate the energy today. So many feels, so few hecks given. Find a way to balance your need for fun with your need to get stuff done, and you might be able to get through this day without dropping any f-bombs at all.

PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS! Itty, bitty ego. Cappy, the vibes today could have you feeling downright minimized. Instead of second guessing your brilliance or getting hung up on snide comments from others, you can challenge yourself to boost your own ego. Slap your own fine behind and remember all that you’ve accomplished so far. Yeahhh. There’s a lot of greatness in those memories. You are anything but minimal, Cap. Shine on!

People who want to teach you a lesson could find themselves eating a knuckle sandwich with the big mood today. Before someone has to come up with bail money, be aware that the energy will be all about nurturing and big feelings. Sometimes, people can go overboard because they think they know what’s best for you. Only you know what’s actually best for you, but try to have a little compassion for the people who care even if they go about it all wrong. Tap into your highest sense of self and be kind instead of cantankerous when met with these pushy vibes. Keep your boundaries strong and try to serve up kindness rather than knuckle sandwiches, crazy Cappy.

Hard is the mind that’s full of rock hard poop. Cap, the energies today will likely throw your imagination off kilter. Sure, thinking inside the box likely won’t be an issue. However, you could experience a block if you attempt to color even a centimeter outside the lines. Will you play it safe and roll with the norms? Or shall you valiantly fight the vibes for your right to creativity?! It’s your choice, Cappy. You do you… brave hero (wink, nudge)!

Imma crack your head open like a pistachio, Cap. Wait! That wasn’t a threat! You see, the energies today will be promoting awesome vibes for practicing open-mindedness, so it could be like your head’s a cracked open nut. Get it? We’ll laugh about this someday, just you wait. In the meantime, you can make use of the energies in other ways, like trying out a new, unusual hobby or giving someone’s wacky idea the benefit of the doubt. Keep your mind wide open, Cappy.

Get brainy with it, Cappy! Or naw. The vibes today will initiate a shift to more thoughtful energies — as in overthinking all the things. A LOT. While this could put a damper on your day, you might instead choose to challenge the Universe and rise above getting stuck in your head. Yeah, that’s an option. While you’re at it, give the Universe your finest middle finger salute. The energies can’t bring you down unless you let them. Kick the Universe’s behind and take home the trophy.

Backflips, front flips, side flips! Cap, you could be doing ALL the flips as you tango with the overdo it energies today. You will likely face challenges to keep excess under control, but you can use your head to dial back the vibes into useful doses. Feel free to enjoy the things you have earned. You don’t have to let a battle to tame the energies ruin your enjoyment of what you’ve worked hard for. That, my friend, could be your greatest challenge today. I believe in you, Cappy.

Just eat it! That might work for delicious surprises, but not so much with dirty ones, eh Capricorn? The energies today will promote unexpected changes, and that will likely come with the need to get right with the stuff on your plate. Few people embrace change with open arms, but it could be helpful to accept and work with them as they’re happening. You don’t have to be happy about them, but don’t avoid changes. When you roll with them, you empower yourself. BOOM. Get to it, Cap.

People always want to say that practice makes perfect, but we both know that it only makes progress, clever Cap. The vibes today might encourage you to avoid perfectionist tendencies. Going over your mistakes a hundred times or triple-checking every single word for errors could tie you up when you need to be doing other things. Shooting for perfection will only make you crazy, so try instead just to do your best. The vibe could shift into knowing yourself better and growing up. Maybe you found an anxiety trigger. I don’t know what you’ll discover when you look closer, but I do know that the energy will be strong to heal it and grow into the best possible Cap you can be. Not perfect… just the most awesome YOU there is.

What a lovely day to be CUTTHROAT. Cap, the vibes today could be useful for getting across your points, but be careful you don’t go too hard or too far (No actual throats. No. It is a metaphor. Don’t cut ANYTHING). You likely won’t have to be pushy while channeling the vibes, so stay respectful. Also, avoid getting down and dirty with low blow words. Those could translate just as well as positively productive information. Choose the high road, Cappy. The air tastes better up there!