Category: Capricorn AV

Don’t stop believing! Cappy, you could be feeling pretty powerful today, maybe even invincible. While that’ll be kinda really awesome, you’ll want to avoid going too far and chasing far-out (dangerous) dreams. Don’t storm Area 51, for instance. Because you will probably get dead. And then you won’t meet any aliens ever. Because you’ll be dead. Use the energies today to pursue some ambitions, like your job, working on some fanfiction, cosplay outfits, or whatever floats your fantasy boat. Area 51 be danged!

New scales, who dis? Like some freaky snake-scorpion mutant, perhaps it’s time to shed your old skin, Cappy. The vibes today will give you a chance to embrace something new, so don’t be afraid to dip into uncharted waters. There’s so much you have yet to experience! Use the vibes today to try something you’ve always wanted to do but never have. There’s no better time to start living than right ducking meow.

When you look back but move forward, it’s easy to run into a wall or to trip over your own damn feet. Quit that. Today’s vibes will be all about a new, healing perspective. Look back only long enough to see your baggage, Cappy, drag that crap into the light, and unpack it. When you stop living in the past, you may realize that love, the ability to self-love and wonderous passion surround you in the present. You have to pull your head out of the past in order to see it. Get going!

Can’t fight this feeling anymore?! Then don’t, Cappy! Let the vibes today fill you with a sense of serenity and chillness. Peace and relaxation could be in your future if you let it! Don’t stand in the way of your own bliss, Cap. It’s okay to have a nice, chill time. You’ve earned it. You DESERVE it, gosh darnit. Embrace the flicking vibes or so help me I’ll tie you to a chair and force you to watch reruns of “Big Brother.” Okay? Okay.

You could be in for the deal of your life! Act now!!! Red hot vibes will be abundant today, Cappy. Take advantage of this high potential for bliss and fulfill your physical needs. Now, I should preface this by saying that I don’t mean using drugs to alter your consciousness. Instead, seek out physical things for your physical needs, like a cuddle from a partner or just stepping outside your comfort zone. There’s no time like the present, right?

Like you’ve been bitten by a radioactive yogi, you just might be channeling power, peace, patience, and wisdom today. Super Enlightened would make a lame superhero name, Capricorn, but the upside would be that you could fight crime and stand up for injustice in yoga pants. You might just shock the heck out of everyone with your super-patience. Today, you could apply your super skills to smash a problem that’s been crawling on your nerves. At the end of the day, you could reward yourself with a soothing yoga routine — or a glass of wine. Hero’s choice.

Will your phone be ringing off the hook this Wednesday? The ever dependable and supportive friend Cappy, you’ll likely be called upon (A LOT) for your help and loyalty today. While helping other people is generally a good thing, you’ll want to set boundaries so that you don’t get over-used today. Because while the spirit today will be all about helping, what I’m saying is don’t take out a 3rd mortgage to bail your 8th grade bestie who suddenly calls after 9 years from the local lockup. Spend a little time helping yourself out, too… you deserve it.

While Caps tend to be very driven, their minds can get lost in the clouds as they daydream about hopes, dreams, and other fluffy stuff. Well, the vibes today are perfect for being able to express emotions better. That’s cool. That’s great, actually, if you’re due for a much needed heart-to-heart with someone. The downside is, you could also be a little aloof this Tuesday and find your mind floating away like a balloon in a tornado. Ground yourself, Cap. Dream big, but don’t make such a big leap that you’re living in your dreams instead of living out your dreams. Keep your perspective grounded in reality and you’ll be a-okay!

That baby crying somewhere nearby? Not actually a baby. The high-pitched sobbing is probably a Pisces. Because it wouldn’t be YOU, Cappy… Would it?!? See, the energy could have the more emotional Caps extra messed up today. As if you aren’t normally full of passionate intensity? Soothing soundtracks and calming visualizations could seriously help you stay centered despite the milieu of emotions this Monday. The awesome news is that your intuition will be amped up, so go ahead and trust those spidey senses. Power up with some tranquil tunes and you’ll be able to beat back the vibes. Cue the 80s montage!

According to Shrek, things are “better out than in.” While he may have been talking about gas, the same stands for emotions. Emotions are like the soul’s burps sometimes, aren’t they Cappy? Toay, you’ll be presented with the perfect opportunity to let it all hang out there. All those things that have been building up? The vibes will be great for getting them off your chest (or out of your butt). If you hold things in, be they farts or emotions, you could end up exploding and nuking all those unfortunate enough to get caught in your destruction zone. Let it out and let it go. Don’t hold onto any of the negativity that’s been building up. Let it rip, Cap!

Well, when you’re two barrels short of a dozen monkeys and have no dice for playing with a full deck of cards, what’s a Cap to do? Indeed, today’s vibes could bring with them an air of unbalanced indecision. Agh! Thankfully, the your tendency for thinking on your feet can help get you through. Sure, it’s important to weigh consequences and whatnot, but try not to get too stuck on overthinking things this Saturday. Your gut has about as much to say as your brain, but intuition weighs about a pound more in worth than any scattered voices in your head space. Think, but don’t overthink. Decide and then act. No matter what happens, it’s sure to be interesting. That could very well be the key for getting through the day, Cappy. Put your gut to good use!

If people are talking about you behind your back, Cappy, just fart in their general direction, leave them in a cloud of stink — and walk away. Problem solved! With the vibes today, it might not be as easy as leaving a methane vapor in your wake. You may be tempted to run far, far away from the issues at hand, but you’ll grow as a person once you deal with issues head on instead of hiding from it. You’ll likely benefit from working on building up a positive self-image (because, frankly, you’re awesome) and reminding yourself of the good you’ve done in the world. You are a worthwhile person and the Universe can take it’s sick sense of humor and flock right off while you light Friday like the Sun.