Category: Capricorn AV

If you wander around a labyrinth long enough, you’re sure to find the goblin king, the minotaur, or the exit. Basically, whatever the Cappy needs to find will be what they’ll find in the vibes today. Come on. Think about it. The energy will be amazing for losing yourself in something or someone you’re passionate about. As long as you’re careful not to lose yourself as a way to avoid reality, you’ll be okay. So, be careful around mind-alerting or addictive substances, please. Besides, no need there’s no need for anything but your brilliant soul to reach your personal nirvana today. Go get lost in the labyrinth and emerge with a new sense of greater purpose. Carry on, my wayward human.

Like a diaper full of green, stinky poop, Friday will have an energy for a change for Cap. Today the vibes will promote extra sensitivity. As if you needed more of that crap, right? You’ll likely feel the need to break away from the norm. Whether it’s finding a fun new hobby, discovering a new series to binge watch, or something equally exciting, you can own those vibes and use them to change things up. Bring something new and exciting into your life, Cappy!

Are you ready to fly to new highs, Cappy? No, I’m not talking about drugs. I’m talking about climbing higher on the mountain road toward your dreams at the peak! It’s about damn time you buckled down and believed in yourself, Cap. Your dreams are important, so go after them! Use the good vibes today to climb a little higher and get a little closer to your goals. Good things come to those who climb.

Capricorns are kinda like the therapists who don’t ever go to therapy themselves. When their friends need someone to unload on, the loyal Caps are always there. Ask a Cappy about their feelings? Good luck cracking that open! It’s sealed with superglue. And gorilla glue. And some glitter glue to make it pretty… Anyway, you — like everyone else on planet Earth — deserve to unload your deep emotions and feelings. Stop trying to hold yourself together with glue. You’re deeply emotional (Captain Obvious!); you just might always have the feeling the you’re too much. Seek out people to talk to. Journal about your feelings. Create art to express your emotions. Do SOMETHING with the emotions you have except for hiding them inside yourself. Because if you hold them in, they could eat you alive from the inside out, like some sort of alien parasite. You’re better than alien chow.

Big energy will be in the air today — think power, confidence, maturity — not an excuse to be acting like an asshat (I’m looking at ALL the signs when I say that!). The vibe will be bold for assertiveness and moving forward. You’ll want to make sure your powerful push forward looks like personal growth and not shoving everyone in your path, Cappy. Dial down any aggression and embrace the beautiful empowerment in the air today.

You know how annoying people ask if you want the good news or the bad news first? Yeah, I hate those questions, too. Unless you’re one of them, and then DANG this just got awkward. Anyway… I’ve got good news for you. Today, all the vibes will just seem bigger… even that ones that can be confusing and a little questionable. What does this mean? The vibes will be strong for healing and self-esteem, so yay! Big vibes don’t have to equal a bad Monday, Cappy. So, strap on some stilts, elevator shoes, or high heels or sit on a pillow and get big.

You may be tempted to say “Screw patience,” and go all in on a project or in a relationship today, but the energy won’t be great for impulse or overindulgence. Eat a Snickers, and talk out your feelings. The vibes will be easier for coming across as assertive more than aggressive. No one to talk to? Write that stuff down. Get it out before you dive into something you may regret when you feel a little less hangry and caught up in the feels, Cappy. Focus your passion and motivation toward getting stuff done and dealing with those feelings instead. Go forth and be a badass!

Release the kraken! Today will be about being your true, unique self. And Cappy, you know exactly what I mean. Get your creativity on and bring your imagination into reality! No matter how strange, bizarre, or otherworldly your dreams may be, they’re also totally cool and absolutely worth sharing. Shine like the brilliance of a thousand diamonds glinting in the sunlight. Don’t dial it back because you’re afraid people won’t accept the real you. The people who matter will embrace the true you. Period. Get out your ukulele and make your own medley of amazingness.

Mood: Back it right up and watch Cappy shine! Nothing’s going to stop you today. You’re the boss of your life, and you know it. The high vibrational energy in the air could have you feeling strong and powerful, but it could trip you up if you get a little too spendy today. Maybe put away the credit card, exercise a little moderation when eating, and watch out for the kind of temptations that lead to regrets. You don’t need regrets because you’re gonna take on the world today, Cap!

(Looks around nervously) Are you a believer? Probably. You are a Cap after all. Today, your intuitive powers could be On Fleek. (Is that still a thing?) Use your mental powers to reach into the veil and bring back some solid, helpful advice for your fellow humans. You could do someone a lot of good by using your intuition for good. Use your powers wisely, Cappy.

Have you ever wondered what Frankenstein’s monster felt when it was brought to life? Well, Capricorns could feel a tingling of similar feelings thanks to the electrifying, eccentric vibes this Wednesday. Caps will truly be in their creative element thanks to the zesty nature of today’s energies. Create! Make cool stuff! The world is your canvas and the vibes can be your paint. Grab a brush and do the thing. It’ll be a great time. Probably. Have at it!

Pisces are Fishes, Cancers are Crabs, and this Tuesday, Capricorns could be feeling a little shell-fish! Or maybe they’ll act like a jellyfish… You know, because you could be feeling selfish or jealous. Okay, Okay. Anyway, today’s vibes today could lean a little self-centered. If you give into them, you might just do some crap you’ll later regret. Channel your epic inner kindness to fight off these vibes by taking strides towards your intentions and live a life you’ll be proud of when you’re old and gray and yelling at kids to get off your lawn. In a struggle of good vs evil, who will win? My money is on you, Cap.