Category: Sagittarius AV

Jan 1, 2024… Drunk off your cart and passed out in the gutter with your pants around your ankles? Come on, Saggy. You’re better than that. Just because the Moon in Virgo trine Uranus in Taurus will be reflecting vibes of reality being one tough nut to crack doesn’t mean you have to roll with the energies and hide behind booze (or whatever your crutch may be). Remind yourself what “possible” feels like by conquering the craptastic vibes. I’d rather sell my kidney than watch you crumble under the vibes. Be “Plus Ultra” and conquer this ish, Archer!

Dec 31, 2023… Ah, Sunday. The dawning of another week in this hell hole. Okay, Saggy, let’s try to focus on the positive. It might be best if you start your week off with an emotional reboot. Luckily for you, the vibes with Moon in Virgo trine the Sun in Cap and Jupiter in Taurus can help with your emotional healing journey today. I know, when life crushes your emotional nuts, it can be hard to get off the ground. So, crawl until you’re ready to stand. Use the vibes to help gather your strength and grasp on to positive thoughts. You will stand again, Sag. Because transformation? That’s your jam.

Dec 30, 2023… What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, but what does kill you makes you dead, SOOOO… The energies coming from the Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus and trine Mars and Mercury in Sag will be all about acting without a care for consequences, which isn’t a good thing. Use your noggin, Saggy. You have a brain for a reason! At the right dosage, the vibes can help you feel adventurous. Anyway, try maintaining your intake of these Martian vibes so you benefit rather than hinder yourself. Good things come to those who think, Archer.

Dec 29, 2023… This Friday you could feel like your mind is being stretched out into a million directions like a popstar’s sweaty handkerchief being fought over by a horde of Kpop stans as a reflection of the Moon in Leo square Pluto in Taurus. While that could lead to some epic brain farts, you can instead use the energies swirling around for improved emotional communication. Seek the usefulness in the chaos. If anyone can find it, it’s you, Saggy.

Dec 28, 2023… Hello, Operator. Please give me number nine, and if you disconnect me I’ll kick you from behind — Whoa there! No need to get feisty, Saggy. Great communication could be in your future today, whether you’re chatting face-to-face, on the phone, Zooming, or through telepathy. So long as water is wet, the vibes this Thursday will surely support your transfusion of ideas with other people. Use it to get closer in relationships, get ahead at work, increase the psychic link with your cat, or whatever it is you do when you’re being you.

Dec 27, 2023… Today could find you adulting like an absolute mofo, Saggy. You could be absorbing lessons, learning new thing-a-ma-bobs, and generally being uber responsible. Yay you! The Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries could have a vibe that offers you a surge of parental maturity, but don’t get caught up in too much seriousness today. You may even want to treat yourself for successfully adulting. Just save any happy hour indulgences for after you clock out, and maybe pencil in some fun around all that adulting. After all, you’ll have earned it!

Dec 26, 2023… No one does stubborn quite like you. It’s a gift! Moving ahead and striding over obstacles in your path may be your typical M.O., but life can sometimes wash out the path ahead. Going forward and drowning your stubborn self or plummeting off the edge would be the height of nonsense. Consider flowing with changes promoted by the Cancer Moon opposing the Sun in Cap and trine Saturn in Pisces. Learning to be more adaptable will help you reach your goals faster — and I know you love that. So, use your noggin and look for the opportunity in change, Saggy, and you might just find that you enjoy some detours on your way to awesomeness.

Dec 25, 2023… Sagittarius could find it easier than usual to blossom into greatness today thanks to the Moon in Gemini opposing Mars and Mercury in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces vibes. Instead of worrying about your weaknesses, why not try focusing on bettering your strengths today? The vibes will definitely be in your favor for some blooming some Saggy flowers from little seeds. You’re so much more than the sum of the qualities you don’t always like about yourself, you know. None of us are perfect, and it is called being gloriously human. And you’re worth the effort of self-improvement — besides, you are amazing and have a lot to start with. Stellar evolution and regeneration, here you come!

Dec 24, 2023… Moonstruck on a dreamboat, Sagittarians could be feeling the vibe of Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces as the energy goes from a reserved energy to a more romantic one. Whether you’re up for some romance with your S.O. or want to show your loving friend (or yourself!) how much you appreciate them, the adoring vibes in the air this Sunday will support your crusade for amorous intentions. All aboard the Heart Boat! Destination: Tunnel of Love.

Dec 23, 2023… Too often a Sagittarian’s mind is their greatest enemy. Screw that BS! Use the great vibes reflected by a Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and opposing Venus in Scorpio to be BFFs with your brain pump it full of new knowledge. The energy will be in your favor for expanding your mind — with information (not drugs, dude. Not drugs). The vibes can help give you a boost in learning, whether you’re figuring how to ride a bike, taking in an important life lesson, or absorbing information in some other way. Throw away the dunce cap and embrace the title of “teacher’s pet,” Saggy!

Dec 22, 2023… I have mixed drinks about feelings. Wait, what? Saggy, you could be struggling with your yearning for fantasy versus a seemingly harsh reality, but that doesn’t give you cause to go drinking your emotions away. Each moment today, you hold the power to change your reality and you have the magic to bring a little fantasy into the mix. You’re only limited to a harsh reality when you believe it to be so. Use the vibes from the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury in Cap and your creative nature to craft a better version of your reality.

Dec 21, 2023… Feel the beat with your techno heart! Whether you’re a tech-pro or a tech-please-help-me kind of Sag, you will likely benefit from the intuitive electric vibes sparking in the air this Thursday. Tap into these smarty-pants energies and put on your technology hat. Learn a new program, figure out how that thingy works, or do whatever the heck floats your electrically-powered boat. Robots will probably take over the world some day, so enjoy the feeling of superiority while you can!