Category: Sagittarius AV

Dec 20, 2023… Sagittarians having an easy time doing things? What a fantastical concept! This Wednesday, it can be more than just a dream. Use the vibes today to get stuff accomplished without fail. Okay, well some stuff might not work out “perfectly,” but you will likely have an easier time than usual when it comes to accomplishing tasks and kicking butt on your duties. Heck, you deserve some easy going vibes. Take it in stride. Rejoice, Saggy!

Dec 19, 2023… I am legend! Saggy, it’s about dang time you learned how amazing you are. Embrace the vibes coming from the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square the Sun in Sag, then moving into Aries to square Mercury in Cap to grow as a person and become more aware of your strengths. You focus enough on your weaknesses. Don’t you? Yeah… you do. Gotta work on that, don’t we? This Tuesday, learn about what sets you apart from the rest of the Signs — explore the benefits of being an intense force of nature, an empath, and an intuitive spirit. Wield the vibes of self-discovery!

Dec 18, 2023… Same old soggy waffles and a side of the blues and cold coffee for breakfast? Not today, Saggy! There’ll be some fantastically strange and undeniably creative vibes floating around, which means you could have a much easier time with your visionary flow if you tap into the energies. Say goodbye to writer’s block and frustratingly null brainstorms. There’ll be uniqueness in abundance, so take it in fistfuls and do your thing. There’s so much you can accomplish once you tap into the vibes and drink it up like water after a bad acid trip. Hydrate with the vibes!

Dec 17, 2023… You CAN have some cake and eat it, too, Saggy. After all, why the heck would anyone even HAVE a cake they weren’t going to eat? What do they do? Throw perfectly good cake into the landfill? That’s just wrong. This Sunday will be blessed with vibes of better communication, so you can rock the energies and say what you need to say. Toss confusion and misunderstandings out the window while going 120 mph on the highway! (Please don’t actually drive that recklessly. Ever. Or litter. Really.) The vibes will be there for the taking, so grab them up and make them work in your favor. You’ve got this, Sagittarius!

Dec 16, 2023… Have you been wanting to do something nice for someone close to you, but usually just end up overwhelmed or can’t choose? Well, Saggy, I have some good news for you! One, you aren’t a failure. I love you, Bebe. Secondly, the vibes in the air today will be great for thinking up special gifts or problem-solving ideas that can be super useful and helpful for your loved ones. You can make an impact. Surprise them with your brilliance, because it can be totally at your fingertips today if you let it in.

Dec 15, 2023… The London Bridge is burning to the flipping ground, my fair lady/sir/person. Okay, so the vibes might make it feel like you’re burning bridges left and right, but any miscommunications with your loved ones today may not actually be as bad as you think they are. Probably. The biggest thing will be to keep people in the loop about your needs, especially if you’re needing some space. Let them know instead of pushing them away. Things’ll turn out okay — as long as you refrain from self-destructing, Saggy. Keep your mind open and the words flowing from your soul — and you might just make this a fantastic Friday after all.

Dec 14, 2023… “Don’t test me,” says Saggy with just their eyes. Never a word needed to be uttered. That could be you today thanks to the vibes reflected by the Moon in Cap square Chiron in Aries and trine Uranus in Taurus. But that doesn’t HAVE to be you. Screw the Universe and its vibes. Be the peace bringer only you know how to be this Thursday! Avoid arguments — unless you can manage a constructive disagreement or debate that brings about healing and growth. How about it, Archer? Be a Phoenix, not a piranha.

Dec 13, 2023… It’s the end of the world as we know it! Calm down, Saggy. Just because the Moon in Cap will be conjuncting Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus today doesn’t mean it’ll be the end of everything. On the contrary, it’ll help bring you a clean slate and the chance for newness. Wrap up old projects and get ready for the freedom of a fresh, clean plate! Remember, if something ends today, that could just mean the Universe is readying you for some newer, cooler stuff!

Dec 12, 2023… Don’t stop believing! Sag, you could be feeling pretty powerful today, maybe even invincible. While that’ll be kinda really awesome, you’ll want to avoid going too far and chasing far-out (dangerous) dreams. Don’t storm Area 51, for instance. Because you will probably get dead. And then you won’t meet any aliens ever. Because you’ll be dead. Use the energies today to pursue some practical ambitions, like your job, working on some fanfiction, cosplay outfits, or whatever floats your fantasy boat. Area 51 be damned!

Dec 11, 2023… New scales, who dis? Like some freaky snake-scorpion mutant, perhaps it’s time to shed your old skin, Saggy. The Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces vibes today will give you a chance to embrace something new, so don’t be afraid to dip into uncharted waters. There’s so much you have yet to experience! Use the vibes today to try something you’ve always wanted to do but never have. There’s no better time to start living than right ducking meow.

Dec 10, 2023… When you look back but move forward, it’s easy to run into a wall or to trip over your own damn feet. Quit that. Today’s vibes of the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine Neptune in Pisces will be all about a new, healing perspective. Look back only long enough to see your baggage, Saggy, drag that crap into the light, and unpack it. When you stop living in the past, you may realize that love, the ability to self-love and wonderous passion surround you in the present. You have to pull your head out of the past in order to see it. Get going!

Dec 9, 2023… Can’t fight this feeling anymore?! Then don’t, Saggy! Let the vibes today fill you with a sense of serenity and chillness with the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, conjunct Venus, and trine Mars in Pisces. Peace and relaxation could be in your future if you let it! Don’t stand in the way of your own bliss, Archer. It’s okay to have a nice, chill time. You’ve earned it. You DESERVE it, gosh darnit. Embrace the flicking vibes or so help me I’ll tie you to a chair and force you to watch reruns of “Big Brother.” Okay? Okay.