Category: Sagittarius AV

Dec 8, 2023… You could be in for the deal of your life! Act now!!! Saggy, with the Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap, red hot vibes will be abundant this Friday. Take advantage of this high potential for bliss and fulfill your physical needs. Now, I should preface this by saying that I don’t mean using drugs to alter your consciousness. Instead, seek out physical things for your physical needs, like a cuddle from a partner or just stepping outside your comfort zone. There’s no time like the present, right?

Dec 7, 2023… Like you’ve been bitten by a radioactive yogi, you just might be channeling power, peace, patience, and wisdom today. Super Enlightened would make a lame superhero name, Saggy, but the upside would be that you could fight crime and stand up for injustice in yoga pants. You might just shock the heck out of everyone with your super-patience. Today, you could apply your super skills to smash a problem that’s been crawling on your nerves. At the end of the day, you could reward yourself with a soothing yoga routine — or a glass of wine. Hero’s choice.

Dec 6, 2023… Will your phone be ringing off the hook this Wednesday? The ever dependable and supportive friend Saggy, you’ll likely be called upon (A LOT) for your help and loyalty today. While helping other people is generally a good thing, you’ll want to set boundaries so that you don’t get over-used today. Because while the spirit today will be all about helping, what I’m saying is don’t take out a 3rd mortgage to bail your 8th grade bestie who suddenly calls after 9 years from the local lockup. Spend a little time helping yourself out, too… you deserve it.

Dec 5, 2023… While Sags tend to be very driven, their minds can get lost in the clouds as they daydream about hopes, dreams, and other fluffy stuff. Well, the vibes today are perfect for being able to express emotions better. That’s cool. That’s great, actually, if you’re due for a much needed heart-to-heart with someone. The downside is, you could also be a little aloof this Tuesday and find your mind floating away like a balloon in a tornado while the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Uranus in Taurus. Ground yourself, Saggy. Dream big, but don’t make such a big leap that you’re living in your dreams instead of living out your dreams. Keep your perspective grounded in reality and you’ll be a-okay!

Dec 4, 2023… That baby crying somewhere nearby? Not actually a baby. The high-pitched sobbing is probably a Cancer. Because it wouldn’t be YOU, Saggy… Would it?!? See, the Moon in Virgo will be opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Mercury in Cap and square Mars and the Sun in Sag and it could have the more emotional extra fecked up. As if you aren’t normally full of passionate intensity? Soothing soundtracks and calming visualizations could seriously help you stay centered despite the milieu of emotions this Monday. The awesome news is that your intuition will be amped up, so go ahead and trust those spidey senses. Power up with some tranquil tunes and you’ll be able to beat back the vibes. Cue the 80s montage!

Dec 3, 2023… According to Shrek, things are “better out than in.” While he may have been talking about gas, the same stands for emotions. Emotions are like the soul’s burps sometimes, aren’t they Saggy? As the Leo Moon will square Uranus in Taurus, you’ll be presented with the perfect opportunity to let it all hang out there. All those things that have been building up? The vibes will be great for getting them off your chest (or out of your butt). If you hold things in, be they farts or emotions, you could end up exploding and nuking all those unfortunate enough to get caught in your destruction zone. Let it out and let it go. Don’t hold onto any of the negativity that’s been building up. Let it rip, Archer!

Dec 2, 2023… Well, when you’re two barrels short of a dozen monkeys and have no dice for playing with a full deck of cards, what’s a Sag to do? Indeed, today’s vibes could bring with them an air of unbalanced indecision. Agh! Thankfully, the your tendency for thinking on your feet can help get you through. Sure, it’s important to weigh consequences and whatnot, but try not to get too stuck on overthinking things this Saturday as the Moon in Leo will trine the Sun in Sag. Your gut has about as much to say as your brain, but intuition weighs about a pound more in worth than any scattered voices in your head space. Think, but don’t overthink. Decide and then act. No matter what happens, it’s sure to be interesting. That could very well be the key for getting through the day, Saggy. Put your gut to good use!

Dec 1, 2023… If people are talking about you behind your back, Saggy, just fart in their general direction, leave them in a cloud of stink — and walk away. Problem solved! With the Moon in Leo trine Mars in Sag and square Jupiter in Taurus, it might not be as easy as leaving a methane vapor in your wake. You may be tempted to run far, far away from the issues at hand, but you’ll grow as a person once you deal with issues head on instead of hiding from it. You’ll likely benefit from working on building up a positive self-image (because, frankly, you’re awesome) and reminding yourself of the good you’ve done in the world. You are a worthwhile person and the Universe can take it’s sick sense of humor and flock right off while you light Friday like the Sun.

Nov 30, 2023… If you hug the wrong person in public, you’ll probs get tazed or punched in the throat. Consent, Saggy! Today’s vibes will have people on high alert for being smothered and touched without permission, which could put your intensity in a bind. Your hot self may get you into trouble today if you cross into personal spaces. Nurturing energies are filling the air and they have some people hiding in dumpsters to avoid feelings. Not you, though, because you’re an embracer of feelings and you often enjoy helping others. This Thursday, however, you may need to fly away from your usual urge to merge and simply be present to help when asked rather than acting as a first responder for people who you think might possibly maybe need some help. Relax a little and enjoy some time of not being relied on. You’re so important — so give yourself a hug.

Nov 29, 2023… An optimistic Sag walks into a bar? Sounds like the start of a bad joke, but I’ll bite. What’s up? Well, the Moon is gonna be in Cancer trine Saturn in Pisces, which means optimism will be floating on the vibes. In fact, things could really fall into place if you let them, Saggy. Try not to stand in the way of your own light, buddy. Good things can happen, even to you. Don’t fight the good and try not to self-sabotage. Embrace the fortuitous vibes. Heck, let your heart enjoy some optimism for once. That stuff’s no joke. It’s powerful stuff. Try it out!

Nov 28, 2023… The ever lively Sag could get shipped off to an asylum thanks to the odd vibes coming from the Moon in Gemini opposing Mercury in Sag, trine Venus in Libra, and square Neptune in Pisces this Tuesday. Seriously, the weirdest friggin things could come pouring out of your mouth. Beware the Jabberwocky! I mean, as long as you don’t start speaking in tongues at the grocery store or running around screaming that the end is nigh, you’ll probably be okay. After all, a little weirdness keeps conversations interesting. You might just be in your element today, social Saggy!

Nov 27, 2023… Make-out Monday? Is that a thing? No? Too bad. Guess pants it is, then! With the Moon in Gemini opposing the Sun in Sag, chances could be good that you’ll inadvertently dig up a secret. Just take some of that tape you may or may not have been considering for bedroom play and stick it to your mouth before you feel tempted to tell what may not be your business, Saggy. Focus the day’s passion on dealing with your own stuff, flirting, and processing any surprises, but avoid gossip like a manager on a Monday.